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Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

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Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡Ή has copied:

Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­ has shared:

Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡© has downloaded:

If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

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I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡² has shared:

The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

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Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¬ has bookmarked:

Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡¬ has viewed:

The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

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The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

Seen just now on Telegram:

β€œYour account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Trending via Snapchat:

Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

Spotted on YouTube:

I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

Making waves on TikTok:

I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

Reported on Telegram:

I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Spotted on Facebook:

My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

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Someone from πŸ‡·πŸ‡Έ has downloaded:

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡± has copied:

It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

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You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is β€œone guy and his henchmen”?

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡© has shared:

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡΄ has bookmarked:

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

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“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

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The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

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I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

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The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

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You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

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Going viral on Telegram:

My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

Trending via Facebook:

What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

Trending via Telegram:

When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

Just landed via TikTok:

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

Seen just now on Messenger:

I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

Just landed via Threads:

Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

Shared recently on Messenger:

If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

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