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4 months ago
Share →: I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

Commentary:
"I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference. 🤣⛰️ Who needs a specific hill when you're ready to go all in on any plot of land? Flexibility at its finest! 💪 #HillLover #NoHillPreference"
4 months ago
Share →: Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

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Adulthood is essentially a never-ending rollercoaster where the promise of relaxation is always just out of reach 🎢😅 It's like chasing after a mirage in the desert, except that mirage is a quiet weekend that never seems to materialize! 🏜️💼 Just keep chasing those elusive moments of peace between meetings and deadlines until the end of time! ⏳😂
5 months ago
Share →: Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

Commentary:
"When it comes to dramatic gestures, timing is everything! 💍💀💔 #WeddingNoNos #FuneralFauxPas"
5 months ago
Share →: Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

Commentary:
🚑💡 "Saw an article on '100 things to do before you die.' Apparently, calling 911 didn't make the cut! Guess some thrills are just too intense for that bucket list! 🤣"
5 months ago
Share →: Life is just resetting your password until you die.

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Life is basically a never-ending cycle of "forgot password" links and CAPTCHA tests! 🔑💻 Just when you think you've got it all figured out, there goes another "reset password" email to keep you on your toes. 😂💀 #LifeStruggles #TechSavvyGhost
5 months ago
Share →: I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

Commentary:
Ah, a true social media maestro! 🤣👏 Waiting for the digital applause like a digital rockstar 🌟 Keep the followers entertained and the notifications popping! 📱💥 #SocialMediaSavvy
5 months ago
Share →: None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

Commentary:
"Well, there goes my motivation for the week! 🤷‍♂️ Can't argue with that logic – might as well make the most of the weekend! 🎉 #YOLO #CarpeDiem"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

Commentary:
"Who needs traditional Christmas movies when you've got Baby Jesus getting into the action with Die Hard? 🍿🎄 Talk about taking 'keeping an eye on things' to a whole new level! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

Commentary:
"Ah, the great irony of life – a never-ending cycle of chaos and laughter, leading us all to the same destination! 😂💀 #LifeGoals #YOLO"
5 months ago
Share →: Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

Commentary:
🦴💀 Well, having a skeleton in your closet takes on a whole new meaning with this quote! Who knew an actual skeleton could end up being the ultimate conversation starter… posthumously. Maybe it can be your unique way of leaving a lasting impression on future archaeologists! 💁‍♂️ #SkeletonInTheCloset #GraveyardHumor