119 Funny disappointment quotes

• And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

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  3 weeks ago

  after, date, disappointment, expectation, humor, i, legs, relationship, shaved, shaving, think

• I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

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  3 weeks ago

  born, capitalism, choices, disappointment, favorite, historical, historical reference, humor, i, irony, king, late, life, life choices, mistress, reference, stage, sun, Sun King, Versailles

• Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

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  3 weeks ago

  assurance, disappointment, dream, expectation, here, humor, i, just, life, living, me, never, reality, right, sarcasm, shit, somebody, told

• After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

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  3 weeks ago

  adult, adult problems, after, being, childhood, dance, disappointment, Disney, good, humor, movy, problems, raised, song

• The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

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  3 weeks ago

  appointment, disappointment, ever, expectations, humor, irony, life, time

• Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

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  3 weeks ago

  always, band, city, disappointment, feelings, hate, humor, music, personal, remember, tour

• Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

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  3 weeks ago

  breakup, dining, disappointment, ever, expectations, experience, food, hard, humor, relationship

• It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

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  3 weeks ago

  armor, disappointment, expectation, humor, just, knight, moron, relationship, shining, sucks, tinfoil, woman

• As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

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  3 weeks ago

  age, authority, disappointment, dude, expectations, figure, humor, i, know, life, live, nothing, older, prison, relationships, saying, sting, tell

• Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

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  3 weeks ago

  buy, diet, disappointment, donut, donuts, food, grocery, hate, home, humor, realize, shopping, surprise, veggie

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