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  • Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

    Commentary:
    “Quitting social media is the modern-day equivalent of a ‘breakup’ – they always come crawling back like a regretful ex 🤷‍♂️📱 #TrialSeparationFail”

  • Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

    Commentary:
    Looks like she took your advice quite literally and gave you a boost in a can! 😂🥤 Who knew solving relationship problems could be as simple as cracking open a cold one! 🤷‍♂️ #energydrinksfixeverything

  • I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

    Commentary:
    “Does anyone else feel personally victimized by Monday’s relentless return? 🙄 Let’s petition to replace it with a second Sunday, who’s with me? 🙌 #MondaySlander”

  • I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

    Commentary:
    “Life’s too short to be entangled in drama! 🙅‍♂️ Keep your distance and let the chaos unfold from a safe distance…preferably with popcorn in hand! 🍿😄 #DramaFreeZone”

  • The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

    Commentary:
    Isn’t it bananas how quickly a harmless banana bread post can ripen into a spicy online argument? 🍌🔥 The internet truly is a jungle where even the most innocent topics can become a battleground for keyboard warriors! 🌐💻 #BattleOfTheBreadBrigade

  • Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

    Commentary:
    “Apparently, my role as ‘Expert Procrastinator’ didn’t quite make the cut! 🎭🚫 No nomination, no speech, just another day in the ‘Best Supporting Sighs’ category of life! 😅🏆 #OscarSnubbed”

  • I avoid drama by being unpopular.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs drama when you have solitude as your trusty sidekick? 🕶️ Sometimes it’s better to be the lone wolf than to run with the pack… especially if the pack is full of drama llamas! 🦙 #unpopularbutunbothered”

  • Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like this person is bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘burning desire’ 🔥😅 It seems like they’re not one to stay cool under pressure! #HotStuff”

  • When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

    Commentary:
    “Me when someone else’s drama unfolds: 🍿🤩 Bring on the popcorn and let the chaos begin! As for my own drama? Nah, I’ll pass on that rollercoaster ride, thanks! 😂 #DramaLlama”

  • Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

    Commentary:
    “Whoops! Looks like someone forgot to check the family calendar before planning their secrets! 🗓️🤭 Maybe next time pick a less festive season for clandestine endeavors! #SecretFamilyProblems”

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