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6 months ago
Share →: You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of hopes vs. nopes! 🤣 While you're busy dreaming big, I'm over here with my collection of screams ready for any unexpected plot twist life throws my way! 😱💭"
6 months ago
Share →: Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

Commentary:
Reoccurring dreams be like: "I dunno, here's a rerun" 🔄😂 It's like our brains are stuck on the repeat button, insisting on playing the same ol' show all night long! Maybe it's time to give our dream director a little creative nudge! 🎬✨
6 months ago
Share →: When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

Commentary:
Ah, the childhood dreams of a future entrepreneurial mastermind! 🌟 Who needs fairy tales when you can aim to satisfy user needs and meet business goals for transformative outcomes? 🚀 Dream big, grow up, and conquer the world – one satisfied user at a time! 💁🏻‍♀️👩🏻‍💻 #UserGoals #BusinessDreams
6 months ago
Share →: “The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

Commentary:
Oh, the age-old battle between our aspirations and our inner procrastinator 🤷‍♂️ Don't you just love it when you outsmart yourself before you even get started? 🙃 Looks like we've got a classic case of self-sabotage at its finest! 💭 Keep calm and blame it on "you" – the ultimate dream crusher! #DreamsVsYOU 😆🚫💭
6 months ago
Share →: I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

Commentary:
Dreaming of committing whimsical crimes, because waking up is the ultimate alibi! 😄🔪 #DreamCrimes #SillyMurders
6 months ago
Share →: Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

Commentary:
"Sorry, I can't discuss my dream job. I wouldn't want to make my unicorn and superhero coworkers jealous! 🦄💫 Who needs a dream job when you've got dreamy coworkers, am I right? 😆 #livingthedream"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

Commentary:
Sounds like dream you needs to work on his behavior if he wants to live up to the title of "man of her dreams"! 😂🌙 Maybe dream you should start bringing her breakfast in bed or something to make up for it! 🍳☕ Just a suggestion!
6 months ago
Share →: In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

Commentary:
"In another dimension, even dreams are lining up to get a piece of me! 💁‍♂️💤😏 #DreamyAndDesirable"
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

Commentary:
"Don't give up on your dreams. Go back to bed. Because who says dreams can't come true while getting some extra beauty sleep? 😉💤 #DreamOn"
6 months ago
Share →: I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal dilemma: to stay in dreamland a little longer or face the harsh realities of the day? 💤 Waking up is hard, but dreaming is easy! 😴 #SleepGoals"