Funny quotes emotions

28 Funny emotions quotes

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

2 months ago

You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

3 months ago

Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

3 months ago

I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

3 months ago

Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

3 months ago

Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

3 months ago

My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

3 months ago

I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

3 months ago

My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

3 months ago

If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

3 months ago

You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

3 months ago

There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

3 months ago

It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

3 months ago

What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

3 months ago

Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

3 months ago

I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

3 months ago

Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

3 months ago

I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

3 months ago

Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

3 months ago

If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

3 months ago