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What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Man, you really don’t appreciate not having something in your eye until you have something in your eye.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

“I’m either extremely productive or staring at the wall like I’m in a Victorian painting.”

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

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Live now on WeChat:

I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.

Spotted on Twitch:

That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.

Just shared via Discord:

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

Seen just now on Facebook:

Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Honey, get in the car. We have to go to the store because we’re retarded, and it’s Christmas Eve.

Spotted on WeChat:

Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

Live now on Snapchat:

The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

Just landed via WeChat:

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

38 Funny emotions quotes

Funny emotions quotes 😂🎭 are the perfect pick-me-up for any day! They capture the rollercoaster of our feelings with a dash of humor, transforming moody moments into laughter sessions. Whether you’re grumpy 😡 or giddy 😆, these quotes remind us that it’s okay to find joy in the chaos of emotions. So, buckle up and get ready to giggle as we dive into the hilarious world of emotional expressions! 🎢✨

New funny emotions quotes 👇

Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.

4 weeks ago

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Controlling your emotions while on your period is an extreme sport.

4 weeks ago

challenge, control, emotion, emotion control, emotions, extreme, extreme sport, humor, menstruation, mood, mood swings, period, sport, swings, while
I’m bad at being sad. Three minutes in, and I’m already making fun of my situation.

4 weeks ago

attitude, bad, being, coping, coping mechanism, emotions, fun, humor, making, mechanism, minutes, sad, sadness, self-deprecation, situation, three
I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

4 weeks ago

butterfly, butterfly feeling, dating, emotions, feeling, feelings, give, having, humor, i, me, miss, people, point, relationships, roach, roach vibe, vibe, vibes
Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

4 weeks ago

analogy, car, children, driving, emotional, emotional regulation, emotions, feelings, health, humor, mental, mental health, regulation, self-control, stuff, trunk, want
Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

1 month ago

comedy, coping, disguise, due, emotions, hide, humor, laughter, pain, personal, personal reasons, reasons
You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

1 month ago

baller, bawler, crying, emotions, humor, i, know, lot, me, misunderstanding, someone, wordplay
Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

1 month ago

better, competition, emotions, hate, heart, humor, passion, rivalry, sports
I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

1 month ago

angry, emotions, feel, feelings, frustration, horny, humor, i, just, relationships
Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

1 month ago

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32 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Remember when the most annoying thing about Twitter was trying to think of a shorter word.

49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

58 shares on X this month:

Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

29 shares on Messenger this month:

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

39 shares on YouTube this month:

Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

100 shares on WeChat this month:

How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

71 shares on X this month:

Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

72 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m sorry I used air quotes when I said we were friends.

73 shares on Facebook this month:

I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

91 shares on Twitch this month:

My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

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Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

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Someone at work is gonna suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your phone, and it’s very important that you don’t listen to them.

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This December is not Decembering like the other Decembers Decembered.

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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

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I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

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I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

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Not to brag, but I’ve done nothing for several hours.

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

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When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

Everyone is getting idioter.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Life is too short, and death is too long.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Accidentally falling asleep on the couch is somehow always the best sleep.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Hey Alexa… remind me why I walked into this room.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Oh, you’re extending your sale? Your Black Friday sale that ended on Tuesday? You’re extending it?

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Instagram:

I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

Making waves on YouTube:

They should invent a word for when you’re alive but not really living.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

Seen just now on Telegram:

When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

Going bananas on WeChat:

The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Problematic bed time gap relationship.

Just landed via Twitch:

My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

Trending via TikTok:

I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Masturbation is easy, but choosing a video is hard.

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