28 Funny emotions quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Name a better duo than sad and depressed.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My mood is currently on “shuffle”.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.
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  5 months ago

  View →: There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.
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  5 months ago

  View →: What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.
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  5 months ago

  View →: On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

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