29 Funny emotions quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

  Commentary:
  "Steering the wheel is for grown-ups, but at least the backseat is a safe space! 😂🚗🧸"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

  Commentary:
  "Me: *cracks joke* 🤣

  Also me: *cries internally* 😭

  Ah, the great multitasking of using humor as a shield against the cruel world! 😅 #JustSurvivalThings"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic mix-up between being a 'bawler' and a 'baller'! 😂 It takes real talent to excel at crying instead of shooting hoops. 🏀💦 Just remember, tears can be just as competitive as basketball – especially during dramatic movie scenes! 😭

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the perfect recipe for sports – just add a dash of hatred! 🌪️🏀 But remember, it's all in good fun…until it's not! 😂🔥 #FriendlyRivalry"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of the human condition: a delicate balance between simmering rage and raging hormones 🤷‍♂️🔥💔 Who knew that our evolutionary journey would lead us to this delightful intersection of emotions? 😂 #AngryAndHorny"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

  Commentary:
  "Girl math: 1 hour crying + 1 hour realizing it wasn't that deep = 0 remains of mascara 😂💦💄 #LifeLessons #EmotionalMathematics"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, how about cookies and milk? 🍪🥛 Or peanut butter and jelly? 🥜🍇 Sad and depressed might be a dynamic duo, but these pairs are the real MVPs of comforting combos!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your playlist is going through some serious mood swings! 🎶💔🔫 But hey, variety is the spice of life, right? Just make sure it's not influencing your life choices too much! 😉

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever came up with the concept of being 'a little' angry clearly never met this person! 😂🔥 Don't mess with them unless you're prepared for some serious wrath! 💥💢 #NoHalfMeasures"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

  Commentary:
  Ah, just like a chaotic playlist, my mood is on "shuffle" too! 🎶 One minute I'm feeling like a peppy pop song and the next, a melancholic ballad. Life is full of unexpected tunes, isn't it? 🎵😄

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