Funny employees quotes

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  3 months ago

  View →: It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.
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  5 months ago

  View →: In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

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