12 Funny employees quotes

• It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

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• Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

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• Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

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• Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

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• It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

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  assistance, checkout, complete, employees, experience, funny experience, help, humor, me, self-checkout, shopping, three, yesterday

• Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

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  amazing, awkward, awkward situation, breaks, employees, fix, humor, introvert, machine, self-checkout, situation, technology, wait

• Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

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  being, break, culture, employees, help, humor, meetings, productive, productivity, take, wonderful, work, work culture, workplace

• My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

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  am, boss, employees, humor, i, idea, incompetent, irony, job, management, me, obvious, pretty, train, wants, workplace

• In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

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  asked, boss, communication, effort, employees, everyone, humor, keep, me, morale, motivated, motivation, office, stop, stop talking, talking, workplace

• The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

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  employees, employer, humor, paper, question, relationship, toilet, toilet paper, value, workplace

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