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Funny employees quotes bring a burst of laughter to the workplace 🤣🎉 Whether it’s cheeky office antics or hilarious workday moments, these gems capture the lighter side of the 9-to-5 grind 🕒💼 Ready to boost your mood and share some smiles with your coworkers? Let’s dive into the funniest takes on office life that prove work doesn’t always have to be serious! 😄🙌

New funny employees quotes 👇

1 week ago
Share →: Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

Commentary:
"Coming soon: 'Survivor: Corporate Jungle' 🍿💸 Let's see how they handle gourmet ramen noodles! 😄🍜"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

Commentary:
"Finally, a way to explain those mystery work emails to your significant other! 😂👔 #OfficeFamily"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

Commentary:
"Waiting for the day when Teams introduces the 'virtual karate chop' emoji to keep us all in line! 🥋🙈 #DisciplineInTheDigitalAge"
3 months ago
Share →: It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

Commentary:
Oh, the irony of self-checkout! 🤷‍♂️ Clearly, they misunderstood the concept of "self" in self-checkout. Maybe they thought it meant "staff-assisted" checkout instead! 🤣 #TeamworkMakesTheDreamWork
6 months ago
Share →: Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

Commentary:
Ah, the sweet promise of self-checkout: a chance for introverts to avoid small talk with cashiers… until the machine decides to rebel against its creators and bring attention to your existence 🤖🛠️ Cue the hilarious awkwardness and quietly panicked internal monologues! 😅 #IntrovertProblems
6 months ago
Share →: Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

Commentary:
"Ah, the majestic meeting! A magical time when productivity takes a vacation, and the coffee consumption hits record highs ☕️. Let's gather 'round and strategically plan how to strategically plan our next meeting. Productivity? Who's she? 🤷‍♂️ #MeetingLife"
6 months ago
Share →: My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

Commentary:
"Oh the irony! 🤣 Training others when you yourself are unsure of what you're doing sounds like a recipe for office comedy! 🤷‍♂️ Who knows, maybe your boss thinks your incompetence adds a special 'charm' to the training sessions! 😄 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"
6 months ago
Share →: In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

Commentary:
Looks like the boss is taking the phrase "silence is golden" a bit too seriously! 🤫 Who knew increasing morale could involve reducing communication? 🤔 Maybe they're trying out a new approach to team building – the power of awkward silence! 🙊 Just remember, absence makes the heart grow fonder… or in this case, the office grow quieter! 🤣
6 months ago
Share →: The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old litmus test for employee appreciation – the humble toilet paper! 🚽💸 If you find yourself unravelling single-ply sandpaper in the workplace restroom, it might be time to update your resume pronto! 😂📝 Remember folks, happy employees = soft, plush TP! 🌟🧻 #EmployerAppreciation"
6 months ago
Share →: Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

Commentary:
"Breaking News: Retail Olympics now offering a daily brawl event! 🥊😂 Unleash your inner frustrations and let the customer showdowns begin! Who will take home the gold medal in the 'Can I Speak to Your Manager' category? Stay tuned for the ultimate showdown of patience vs sass! 💥🌟 #CustomerServiceRumble"