Funny employees quotes

Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

My boss wants me to train some other employees so it's pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025