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My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

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The only men you can trust is ramen.

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So apparently problems don’t go away if you ignore them.

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I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

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Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

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She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

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Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

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I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

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Talents: eating!

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Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

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Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

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You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

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Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner.

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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

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AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

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The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

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Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

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Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

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December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

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My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.

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You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

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“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

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Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

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I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

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Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

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The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

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Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

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Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

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“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

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Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

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Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

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Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

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At a job interview: think of me as the rightful heir to the throne.

68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

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Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

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Prior to the arrival of Paper and Scissors, Rock faced no competition.

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There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

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Lately life has been all panic no disco.

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I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

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Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

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Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

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I get writer’s block responding to people.

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I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

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You ever just see a tree and be like, “Bob Ross would’ve liked this one”?

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On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

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I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

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Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

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I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

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Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

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20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!

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Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

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This call, should’ve been a message in a bottle I never found.

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Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

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Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

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Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

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I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat.

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