Funny essential quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the silent office camaraderie of locking eyes with a fellow meeting sufferer, sharing a moment of 'Can you believe this?' without saying a word. 🤨👀 It's like our secret language of sanity in a sea of corporate absurdity!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

  Commentary:
  "If only wishes and good intentions were accepted as payment, this purse would be a goldmine! But alas, the world runs on cold, hard cash – much to the disappointment of this well-equipped but flat broke bag."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the wise words of someone who truly understands the value of the little things in life! Who knew that the humble toilet paper could teach us such profound lessons in gratitude and appreciation? Remember, folks, never underestimate the power of a well-stocked bathroom!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs essential oils when you can have the aromatic essence of taco goodness dripping down your hands? 🌮🌮 Forget the spa, just head to your favorite taco joint for some restorative 'taco therapy'! 😄🌮 #TacoTuesday"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The best essential oils are the ones that drip out of Tacos.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a spa when you have Tacos? 🌮💧 The ultimate aromatherapy experience! Just imagine the soothing scent of guacamole and salsa essential oils 🥑🌶️. Tacos: nature's little wellbeing miracle!"

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