Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log âœĻ

Someone from ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡ū has bookmarked:

Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

Someone from ðŸ‡Ŧ🇷 has shared:

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

Someone from ðŸ‡đðŸ‡ŧ has viewed:

I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĶðŸ‡ī has downloaded:

Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

Someone from ðŸ‡ąðŸ‡Ķ has shared:

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

Someone from ðŸ‡ąðŸ‡Ķ has downloaded:

Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡ē has bookmarked:

Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

Someone from 🇎ðŸ‡ģ has viewed:

Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

Someone from 🇚ðŸ‡ū has bookmarked:

The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡ī has bookmarked:

Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

Funny Quotes Data ðŸĪ“

New Funny Quotes

2246 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

12,408

Funny Quotes Topics

15,116

Funny Quotes Images

12,408

Updated

2 hours ago

Users Online

3,443

Social Media Log ðŸ’Ŧ

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Worrying is just worshipping the problem.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

Just landed via YouTube:

If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!

Making waves on Instagram:

With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

Spotted on YouTube:

I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

Just landed via Facebook:

When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

Breaking via Slack:

Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

Home Âŧ Funny Excitement Quotes

48 Funny excitement quotes

Funny excitement quotes 🎉 are the perfect pick-me-up to add a splash of humor ðŸĪŠ and energy ⚡ to your day! Whether you’re looking to inject some laughter into a dull moment or share a giggle with friends ðŸĪ­, these witty one-liners and cheeky sayings are your go-to. Let the good vibes roll as you explore a world where excitement meets humor, guaranteed to tickle your funny bone! 😂âœĻ

New funny excitement quotes 👇

For even more funny excitement quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny excitement quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes
Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌ïļ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂ðŸ’Ĩ

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes ðŸ”Ĩ

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Funny Quotes Data ðŸĪ“

New Funny Quotes

2246 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

12,408

Funny Quotes Topics

15,116

Funny Quotes Images

12,408

Updated

2 hours ago

Users Online

3,436

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log âœĻ

Someone from ðŸ‡ĩðŸ‡Ķ has downloaded:

Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

Someone from 🇎🇭 has bookmarked:

Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

Someone from 🇊ðŸ‡ļ has copied:

I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

Someone from ðŸ‡ąðŸ‡Ķ has viewed:

FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

Someone from ðŸ‡Ķ🇊 has viewed:

Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

Someone from ðŸ‡ŪðŸ‡ļ has shared:

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

Someone from 🇊ðŸ‡đ has shared:

The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

Someone from ðŸ‡ģðŸ‡ī has copied:

Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

Someone from 🇚ðŸ‡Ķ has downloaded:

They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

Social Media Log ðŸ’Ŧ

Just landed via Pinterest:

It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

Broadcasted on X:

Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

Freshly posted on X:

The lion does not concern himself with social proof.

Just landed via Messenger:

Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

Just shared via WeChat:

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

Going viral on Threads:

If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

Just landed via Instagram:

Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

Shared recently on Discord:

How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

Shared recently on Pinterest:

The Jaws theme stays on during sex.

Share Wordgag 🙏

ÂĐ 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with âĪïļ in Sydney ☀ïļðŸŒī