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Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

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Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Drive like no one is watching.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you make too much money.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

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The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

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When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

Spotted on Slack:

People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

Seen just now on Messenger:

I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

Seen just now on Threads:

When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

Just shared via YouTube:

After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

Trending via WeChat:

I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

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Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.

61 shares on WeChat this month:

AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

47 shares on Snapchat this month:

Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity.

60 shares on Instagram this month:

This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

42 shares on Messenger this month:

Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

35 shares on Instagram this month:

What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

58 shares on X this month:

Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

54 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

53 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t understand my wardrobe. It’s full, but I don’t have clothes.

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Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

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Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

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A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

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My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

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That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

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You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

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Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

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Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

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Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

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Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

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Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Relationship status: he escaped.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

A girl, her bed, and TV series on a Friday evening is a true love story.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

The older I get, the more I realize how much I love being at home, doing nothing.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Reddit:

“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

Shared recently on Discord:

What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

Seen just now on TikTok:

Doggy style means I get a treat afterwards, right?

Shared recently on Messenger:

May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.

Breaking via Instagram:

It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

Spotted on WeChat:

Would rather walk around a shop 500 times to find something than ask a member of staff who works there like a normal person.

Live now on Snapchat:

Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

Going bananas on YouTube:

1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

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