36 Funny excitement quotes

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  7 days ago

  View →: Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.
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  3 months ago

  View →: My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.
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  4 months ago

  View →: There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”
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  4 months ago

  View →: Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?
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  4 months ago

  View →: I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.
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  5 months ago

  View →: When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Can’t sleep because I keep finding exciting opportunities to get pissed off.

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