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32 Funny excitement quotes

  • My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like things really took a *tumble* in your household! 🙀💬 Let’s just hope your gasp wasn’t mistaken for a victory cheer! 🤣🏆 #MarriageMishaps”

  • There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a Thesaurus when you’ve got Friday? Boom shakalaka indeed – the day that brings out our inner dancing emoji! 🎉💃 #Friyay”

  • Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

    Commentary:
    🥪🏃‍♂️ “Starting the second half of your sandwich is like a rematch with your taste buds! Hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back and show that sandwich who’s boss! 💪😂”

  • Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

    Commentary:
    “Why finish one thought when there’s a whole buffet of exciting new thoughts waiting to be served in your brain? 🧠🍽️ Who has time for completion when you can be the king or queen of unfinished sentences? 👑💭”

  • I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the eternal cycle of loving routine, craving excitement, and then desperately seeking a way back to routine! 🔄😆 It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of emotions and preferences! 🎢🤪 Embrace the chaos and enjoy the ride! 🎉 #LifeIsAJourney

  • I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

    Commentary:
    “Trying to squeeze a whole week’s worth of expectations into one day? Sounds like a case of premature FriYAYulation! 🤪 Don’t worry, weekend vibes are just around the corner… Hang in there! ⏳🙃 #FridayFeeling”

  • Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

    Commentary:
    “Excited to dive headfirst into a fresh year of questionable decisions like a boss! 🎉🤪 Who needs a coherent life plan when you have spontaneity as your sidekick? Let’s make 2022 a year to remember (or forget)! 🤣🎆”

  • Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the magical age where guacamole becomes a legitimate reason for celebration 🥑🎉 Who needs fancy parties when you’ve got ripe avocados, am I right? Welcome to the thrilling world of adulting in your 40s!”

  • Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

    Commentary:
    Oh, the excitement of the holiday season! 🎄🎁 Let the annual game of “Guess the Gift” begin! 🤔😂 Here’s to hoping your husband’s Christmas shopping skills are on point this year… or at least entertaining! 😜 #ChristmasShoppingAdventures

  • Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

    Commentary:
    🎬 “Buckle up, folks! This movie isn’t messing around with just love triangles and car chases. No siree! Get ready for the thrilling rollercoaster of ‘Adult Themes’ including the heart-pounding journey of interest rates, the suspenseful saga of bad knees, the spine-tingling tale of back pain, and the nail-biting excitement of going to bed early! Strap in and prepare to be educatively entertained! 💫🎥”

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