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Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Being a little older, I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me every day. He’s from India, and he’s very concerned about my car warranty.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

I have re-entered the Band of Brothers rewatch stage of male depression.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

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Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

Trending via Discord:

If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

Freshly posted on Threads:

Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The most dangerous drinking game I play, is seeing how long I can go without coffee.

Going viral on Instagram:

My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

Shared recently on Slack:

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Going bananas on X:

Giant-sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary.

Spotted on Discord:

There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

Just shared via YouTube:

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

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98 shares on Snapchat this month:

As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”

22 shares on Messenger this month:

Therapists are like, “You don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.”

18 shares on Discord this month:

Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

23 shares on Telegram this month:

I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

28 shares on TikTok this month:

Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

63 shares on Twitch this month:

If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

29 shares on WeChat this month:

Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

56 shares on Pinterest this month:

I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

21 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

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My favorite hobby is withering away.

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I love when the universe delivers receipts.

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Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

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Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

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Working your entire life so you can ‘enjoy’ a couple of years when you’re close to death is the biggest scam of all time.

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Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

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I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

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I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

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Not everyone realizes this, but if you clean the pile of receipts out of a purse and stack them together, it makes a teeny tiny book about why you’re broke.

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They monitor me harder than Britney Spears around here.

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Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on YouTube:

So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

Going viral on Reddit:

With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

Spotted on Messenger:

He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

Trending via TikTok:

If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

Making waves on Twitch:

A hostile alien invasion sounds like a nice change of pace.

Seen just now on Discord:

Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

Spotted on Threads:

Let’s get married and have kids, so instead of relaxing during weeknights, we can go to seven practices and relearn algebra.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

Trending via WeChat:

And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

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