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God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

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“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

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The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

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This year for Thanksgiving, I’ll probably bring what I brought last year… shame upon the family.

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“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

Shared recently on WeChat:

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

Shared recently on YouTube:

She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

Trending via WeChat:

I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

Just landed via Discord:

Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

Spotted on Messenger:

We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

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Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

I need a massage for my brain.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

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The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Threads:

I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

Spotted on Instagram:

Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.

Breaking via YouTube:

Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

Live now on Discord:

The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

What do you mean it’s Monday? We just had Monday. This can’t be right.

Spotted on Twitch:

Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

Live now on YouTube:

I’m running out of people I like.

Spotted on Twitch:

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

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