Funny Family Quotes That Will Have You Laughing at Your Crazy Relatives! 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦😂

Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

2 months ago2 months ago

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

2 months ago2 months ago

The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

2 months ago2 months ago

One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

2 months ago2 months ago

Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

2 months ago2 months ago

Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

3 months ago2 months ago

The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

3 months ago2 months ago

There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

3 months ago2 months ago

Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

3 months ago2 months ago

There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

3 months ago2 months ago

It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

3 months ago2 months ago

Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

3 months ago2 months ago

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

3 months ago2 months ago

I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

3 months ago2 months ago

If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

4 months ago2 months ago

I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

5 months ago2 months ago

My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

5 months ago2 months ago

The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong.

5 months ago2 months ago

Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

5 months ago2 months ago

Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

5 months ago2 months ago

It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

5 months ago2 months ago

The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

5 months ago2 months ago

My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

5 months ago2 months ago

It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

5 months ago2 months ago

I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

5 months ago2 months ago