The worst part of my grandfather's dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

Commentary:
"Ah, the real tragedy of forgetting about Dre – Grandpa missed out on bopping his head to the beats and dropping it like it's hot 🎧🕺 Who knew memory loss could be so dis-Dre-ssing! Keep the chronic memories alive, folks! 😂"

My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

Commentary:
Parenting: where exhaustion and the dwindling will to live are a package deal! 🤣💤 It's all fun and games until you realize you've been surviving on coffee and sheer determination. 😅 #ParentingLife

When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

Commentary:
Looks like a routine check-up turns into a family affair 🩺👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Don't mess with the blood pressure machine – it's a group activity now! 😂 #FamilyHealthChecks #TeamEffort

Family guy is so insane, because why were people dating that dog?

Family guy is so insane, because why were people dating that dog?

Commentary:
"Family Guy truly pushes the boundaries of surrealism – where else would you find humans falling for a talking dog? 🐶❤️ It's a love story for the ages, or should we say for the 'paws'! 🤪 #FamilyGuyFun"

Mama didn't raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

Commentary:
"Looks like Mama's fool-proof plan had a clever twist! 🤪🃏 #SelfMadeFool #BlameItOnMyself"

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

Commentary:
"Move over thunderstorms, this dad's sneezes are taking over 2022! 🌩️🤧 Wishing him the strength to achieve this earth-shattering resolution 😆💪 #SneezeGoals"

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

Commentary:
"Looks like this pun-loving rebel is playing hardball at the family table! ♠️🎰♣️ Who knew a simple name change could make all the difference in attending a family affair? 😄 #SlotShamingForTheWin"

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

Commentary:
🍻 "I considered quitting drinking tonight, but then I thought about the poor pub owner's family relying on my contributions. Hey, who am I to deprive them of their livelihood? Cheers to generosity with a side of guilt!" 🤣 #DrinkResponsibly #SupportLocalBusiness

Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

Commentary:
Oh, the excitement of the holiday season! 🎄🎁 Let the annual game of "Guess the Gift" begin! 🤔😂 Here's to hoping your husband's Christmas shopping skills are on point this year… or at least entertaining! 😜 #ChristmasShoppingAdventures

How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal question of bathroom hide-and-seek during family gatherings 🚽🙈 Remember, timing is key! Just make sure you don't emerge with a full-blown beard, or they might start to worry 😂 #BathroomEscapeArtist"