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Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Twitter is my serious account, the funny one is my bank account.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

I don’t pay attention to the world ending. It has ended for me many times, and began again in the morning.

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Messenger:

New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

Making waves on Instagram:

You can be under 25, just don’t do it around me.

Trending via X:

Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I’m either freezing, peeing, or starving.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

Seen just now on Discord:

My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

Going bananas on Slack:

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Once you book a trip, it becomes hard to focus on life.

Trending via Messenger:

If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

Going bananas on Snapchat:

You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

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16 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

43 shares on WeChat this month:

People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

81 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

24 shares on Threads this month:

Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

86 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

87 shares on Messenger this month:

Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in.

70 shares on X this month:

Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

80 shares on Pinterest this month:

I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

60 shares on Threads this month:

I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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Imagine giving someone your heart at Christmas, but the very next day they give it away. Haha, would feel so stupid.

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In search of someone who loves me as much as I love my snooze button.

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Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

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Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

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“Why are you so quiet?” Because I’m barely even here.

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FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

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The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

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So stupid how New York is actually as cool as everyone says.

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Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

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Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Women don’t like me, so I’m going to spend all my money on a jacket.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Facebook:

I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

Trending via Facebook:

May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

Trending via Telegram:

Your problems are neither sexual nor spiritual, they are gastrointestinal.

Going bananas on Discord:

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

Just landed via Twitch:

Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

Making waves on Twitch:

I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

Trending via Discord:

I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

Making waves on Telegram:

The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

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