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Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Calling the police when someone unfollows.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Most earthquakes could have been an email.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

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807 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,969

Funny Quotes Topics

13,933

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10,969

60 minutes ago

3,434

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WeChat:

If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

Live now on Threads:

Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

Live now on Instagram:

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

Freshly posted on X:

People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

Making waves on Discord:

Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

Spotted on TikTok:

The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

Seen just now on Telegram:

The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

Trending via Messenger:

Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

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Funny fitted quotes

Funny fitted quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor 😄 and personality 👕 to your wardrobe! Whether you’re rocking a tee or a hoodie, these witty lines bring smiles 😜 and start conversations. Ready to turn heads and spark laughs? Let’s dive into some clever sayings that fit just right and keep the good vibes rolling! 🎉✨

New funny fitted quotes 👇

6 days ago
Share →: Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

Commentary:
Trying to understand this conversation is like finding the unicorn of laundry skills! 🦄🧺😂
3 months ago
Share →: Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

Commentary:
"Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet: no matter how hard you try, it always ends up messy and just when you think you've got it figured out, you realize you're doing it all wrong 🙈🛏️ #AdultingStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

Commentary:
"Trying to bring a fitted sheet to a knife fight is like showing up to a gun show with a water gun 💦💪 Talk about being unprepared! You might as well bring a pillow to a pillow fight. Sweet dreams, I guess! 😄🔪"
6 months ago
Share →: Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

Commentary:
"Maybe ghosts just have really bad taste in home decor 🤷‍♂️👻 Or maybe they're just trying to make a fashion statement with their tattered, old sheets! Who needs fitted sheets when you can float through walls, right? 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

Commentary:
"Sure thing, just make sure you come with a manual on how to fold you properly! 🤣🛏️ #FittedSheetStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: Fitted sheet folding has officially made it to the Olympics, folks! 🏅🛏️ Who knew our daily struggle with unruly bed sheets could finally earn us a gold medal? Practice those corner tucks and get ready to show off your folding finesse on the world stage! 💪😆 #OlympicDreams #SheetFoldingChampion"
6 months ago
Share →: Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

Commentary:
Oh no, that's a classic case of "brain fart" 🧠💨! Hopefully, you didn't leave a trail of "shitted feet" behind you 😂. Time to seek refuge in the closet and hope they don't come looking for you with those "shitted feet" jokes! 🚪🦶 #MistakenIdentity

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807 added this month

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Netflix & by yourself.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

I get writer’s block responding to people.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on YouTube:

Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

Seen just now on Threads:

I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

Making waves on Discord:

You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

Live now on Telegram:

When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

Just landed via Reddit:

It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

Making waves on Slack:

The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

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