17 Funny fresh quotes

• “What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

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  1 month ago

  actually, comedy, daily, daily grind, fresh, frustration, grind, hell, humor, irony, repetition, same, sarcasm, yesterday

• Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

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  1 month ago

  air, difference, fresh, fresh air, health, humor, humor quote, nature, outdoors, plant, plants, self-care, sound, sunlight, well-being

• Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

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  1 month ago

  actor, actors, chaos, daily, daily life, feel, fresh, humor, humorous, humorous observation, life, observation, people, sitcom, unpaid, unpaid actor

• It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

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  1 month ago

  absurd, absurdity, AI, before, fast, fast food, food, fresh, fry, humor, innovation, keep, longer, pushing, silicon, Silicon Valley, technology, us, valley

• After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

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  after, fresh, hatred, humor, i, job, reenergized, return, vacation, work

• She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

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  1 month ago

  bedding, bedroom, date, drawer, fresh, humor, i, impress, matching, me, organized, relationship, sock, wanted

• Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

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  1 month ago

  activity, air, fresh, fresh air, fun, fun activity, love, moonlight, poetry, pregnancy, red, romance, roses, roses are red, scare

• I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

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  1 month ago

  clove, cooking, fresh, frustration, garlic, hate, humor, i, little, paperwork

• Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

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  1 month ago

  activity, box, childhood, fresh, fun, fun activity, jump, knees, nostalgia, play, remember, swing, used

• I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.

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  1 month ago

  activity, cleaning, cool, dog, dog poop, fresh, i, moonwalk, poop, sh, visual

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