11 Funny fresh quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”
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  4 months ago

  View →: It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.
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  4 months ago

  View →: After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.
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  4 months ago

  View →: She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I have now learned the moonwalk. It’s visually the coolest way to get fresh dog poop off the soles of your shoes.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?
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  5 months ago

  View →: The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

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