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"Who knew I shared so much in common with my houseplant? 🌿 Presenting: the incredible photosynthetic me! 😎☀️"
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- Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.
- I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?
- Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.
- Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”
- She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.
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"Oh, the irony of prioritizing artificial intelligence over the simple yet crucial task of preserving our beloved fries 🍟! Perhaps we should start a campaign: #SaveTheFries 🤖🍟 Let's hope Silicon Valley gets their priorities straight before we have a world run by genius robots and stale snacks! 😉" -
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Ah, fresh garlic – nature's way of saying, "I hope you like puzzles!" 🧄📝 Dealing with those finicky cloves can feel like navigating a bureaucratic maze of paperwork, complete with the occasional garlic-scented paper cut. Who knew such small bulbs could be so demanding? 🤦♂️🤷♀️ #GarlicProblems #KitchenStruggles -
Share →: Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.
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Ah, the good old swing jumping days! 🎠💨 Who knew our knees were once as fresh as a brand new pair of sneakers? 👟😂 They've definitely seen better days now! #ThrowbackThursday #KidAtHeart
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- I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?
- I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.
- The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.
- After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.
- Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.
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