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Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

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Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

Shared recently on Facebook:

(guy who’s not even that into you) I love you.

Just shared via Facebook:

I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

Seen just now on Discord:

Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

Trending via Slack:

I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

Seen just now on TikTok:

Telling my parents they’re like family to me.

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67 shares on Pinterest this month:

I am absolutely unstoppable, unless it’s a bit rainy.

88 shares on YouTube this month:

I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

56 shares on Pinterest this month:

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

36 shares on Discord this month:

Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

62 shares on Discord this month:

Don’t really want to have 6-8 pints and a takeaway tonight, but it’s Friday and rules are rules.

69 shares on Facebook this month:

I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

89 shares on TikTok this month:

Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”

43 shares on Telegram this month:

Life isn’t funny, why should my posts be?

27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

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Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

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Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

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My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

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When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

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White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage.

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Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

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Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

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I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

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I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

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If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things?

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

My toxic trait is optimism.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

Shared recently on Twitch:

They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

Going viral on Reddit:

No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

Just landed via Discord:

People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

Live now on Reddit:

I have a very active anti-social life.

Breaking via WeChat:

Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

Seen just now on TikTok:

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

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