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Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

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Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

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If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

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I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

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Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

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I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

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You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

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Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

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I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

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Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

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Seen just now on WeChat:

Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

Making waves on Facebook:

I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

Trending via Slack:

I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

Spotted on Facebook:

If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Going viral on Discord:

I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

Making waves on Pinterest:

Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

Shared recently on Messenger:

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

Breaking via WeChat:

Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

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38 Funny fridge quotes

Funny fridge quotes add a playful twist to the everyday experience of opening your refrigerator! 🥪😂 From witty observations about food choices to humorous remarks about fridge habits, these quotes capture the lighter side of what’s inside your fridge. Enjoy a laugh and find the fun in your fridge adventures! 😄🍕

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14 hours ago
Share →: Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

Commentary:
Sounds like the fridge was the original social media platform 🧊🎨😂
2 days ago
Share →: I like how my fridge also hums when it’s trying to concentrate.

Commentary:
Sounds like my fridge and I have the same work ethic: hum a little, pretend to concentrate, and hope nobody notices 🎶🧊😅
3 days ago
Share →: Nothing hits harder than opening the fridge for the fifth time, hoping new food magically appeared.

Commentary:
Fridge or portal to Narnia? Either way, I'm still waiting for a snack surprise! 😅🥪✨
5 days ago
Share →: Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

Commentary:
Sounds like Linda made a great lunch companion, but she was a little hard to digest! 🥪😂🙈
2 weeks ago
Share →: Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

Commentary:
Who needs a smoke break when you've got a cold can of fizz? 🍹😆🚬
2 weeks ago
Share →: You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

Commentary:
No beef in the fridge, just a whole lot of spam 😂🥩🍔
3 weeks ago
Share →: It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

Commentary:
"Cake: the ultimate insomnia fuel… and reason #1 my fridge has trust issues! 🍰😴🤣"
3 weeks ago
Share →: It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

Commentary:
"Who needs sleep when you've got Coke keeping the fridge light company? 😂🥤 #NightOwlsUnite"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, check the fridge – you might have cake! 🍰😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

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Commentary:
"Worcestershire sauce: the secret ingredient to turning my fridge into a tongue twister! 🌀😂🥫"

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Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

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Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

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Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

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I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

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You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

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I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

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Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

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Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

Going viral on Reddit:

The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

Breaking via Snapchat:

The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

Freshly posted on Slack:

I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

Trending via Snapchat:

Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

Trending via Threads:

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

Trending via Discord:

April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

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