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- One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.
- I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.
- Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.
- Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.
- If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”
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Ah, the art of PDA β the perfect blend of affection and causing a stir! πππ« Let's bring back the butterflies and awkward glances, because who doesn't love a good public smooch that leaves others feeling a tad flustered? Remember, a little discomfort never hurt anyone… well, except for the unsuspecting onlookers! π #MakingOutMischief -
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"Who needs social media when you have secret underground tunnels to stay connected with friends?! π€«π΅οΈββοΈ Tag a friend you'd want a covert tunnel to connect with! ππ #FriendshipGoals" -
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"Ah, the sweet taste of rebellion! π¦π Who knew that dinner time rules were meant to be broken? If only we could whisper to our younger selves: 'Forget the veggies, go straight for the sprinkles!' π #IceCreamRevolution" -
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"Who needs textbooks when you've got sass and class? π Remember, a little fun never hurt nobody! ππ #StudyLessSlutMore" -
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"Who needs therapy when you can have a fabulous dress? πββοΈποΈ Retail therapy is the best kind of self-care – with a side of fashion! ππ³ #ShoppingHeals" -
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ππ₯ "My goal was to rock that bikini this summer, but alas, the alluring sizzle of the barbecue proved to be a formidable opponent. Canβt resist the aroma of grilled goodness! Looks like my summer body will have to wait… Pass me the BBQ sauce! π π" -
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"Who needs a reason to eat cake? π Life is too short to wait for birthdays! Go ahead, treat yourself and celebrate like it's somebody's birthday EVERY day! ππ° #CakeForEveryOccasion"
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- Itβs Friday. Rules donβt apply.
- If you ever see me running, itβs either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van.
- You can add βcha cha chaβ to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.
- The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone elseβs house on your vacation.
- Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.
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