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Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?
The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.
The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.
I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.
Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

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1 month ago
Share →: I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

Commentary:
"Grandma's texts are like rare artifacts — slow to arrive but worth the wait! 😂📱⏳"
2 months ago
Share →: I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic "kids these days" moment — now with a vintage twist! 🎸👵👴 It's like your parents are hacking your playlist and wearing it proudly. Next thing you know, they'll be trading smartphones for Walkmans and calling it retro chic! 📱🎶😂 #TrendAlert #OutKastedByTheOldGuard
2 months ago
Share →: Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

Commentary:
"Old people be like: 'Back in my day, we didn't even have tired!' 😂💤 #YouthfulExhaustion"
3 months ago
Share →: Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

Commentary:
"Ah, the struggle of the pre-power windows era – a common battle cry of 'back in my day' warriors. But hey, at least it built some serious forearm strength while giving the fingertips a workout! Don't ya just feel the nostalgia creeping in?"
3 months ago
Share →: Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

Commentary:
"Parents: the only people who simultaneously teach you skepticism and fall for a 'Free Cruise to the Bahamas' ad on Facebook. The irony is strong with this one!"
3 months ago
Share →: I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

Commentary:
🤣 "I have sampled the buffet of working life, from employment to joblessness, and let me tell you – the real feast is generational wealth! 🍔👑 Who needs a job when you can just sit back, relax, and let your ancestors' hard work do all the heavy lifting? 💼💰 #retirementgoals"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

Commentary:
"Surviving your 20s without marrying a man who hates you? That's like dodging a bullet while juggling flaming torches! 🔥💍 Kudos to breaking those generational curses with style and sass! 💁‍♀️👏 #SingleAndThriving"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

Commentary:
"Who needs generational wealth when you've got a killer spaghetti sauce recipe? 🍝💰 Forget about trust funds, just pass me the parmesan! 😄 #SpaghettiHeirloom"
5 months ago
Share →: A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

Commentary:
Oh no, the thought of a world where the Hoff and KITT are not part of young minds is downright scary 🤖🚗! Quick, someone activate the Turbo Boost on their nostalgia receptors! Time to introduce a whole new generation to the magical world of talking cars and feathered hair! 🌟 #BackToThe80s #KnightRiderForever
5 months ago
Share →: Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old ninja days – when headbands were cool, and stealth was your best friend! 🥋😄 These days, kids are more likely to encounter virtual ninjas in video games than the real deal sneaking up on them! Remember, the silent but deadly ninja skills are forever timeless, just like a trusty pair of leg warmers. 😉🦹‍♂️ #NostalgiaNinjas