23 Funny generational quotes — Wordgag ツ

I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”

2 months ago2 months ago

“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

2 months ago2 months ago

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

2 months ago2 months ago

I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

4 months ago4 months ago

I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

4 months ago4 months ago

Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

5 months ago5 months ago

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

6 months ago

Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

6 months ago

I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

6 months ago6 months ago

I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

Jan 28, 2025

A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

Jan 28, 2025

Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

Jan 27, 2025

Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

Jan 27, 2025

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

Jan 26, 2025

I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

Jan 25, 2025

The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

Jan 24, 2025

Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

Jan 23, 2025

Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

Jan 23, 2025

Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

Jan 23, 2025