13 Funny glass quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like they’ve got nothing to hide… except maybe streak marks on the windows! 😆🔍🏠

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  1 week ago

  Share →: People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

  Commentary:
  "Peek-a-boo just got a whole new meaning! 🏠👀 #GlassFashionShow"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

  Commentary:
  "Same here! I think I left my glass in the Twilight Zone. 🍷🤦‍♂️ #LostAndThirsty"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

  Commentary:
  "Because nothing says power move like sipping iced tea from a wine glass at the office 🍷💼 Boss level: expert! Who needs a corner office when you've got a fancy glass, am I right? 😄 #TeaGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

  Commentary:
  Oh no, poor bird! 🐦 At least it’s still alive, even if its pride took a little hit. It’s probably hoping none of the other birds saw the clumsy mishap! 🙈 Next time, perhaps the bird should invest in some dark shades for that fancy glass door runway! 😎 #BirdsWithoutBoundaries

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

  Commentary:
  Looks like they really know how to stir things up on a first date 😂🍴 Who knew gravy could be the key to romance? #GravyGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the secret behind health, wit, and dance floor domination – all in a humble glass of wine 🍷💃 Here's to staying sharp and agile, one sip at a time! Cheers to keeping the doctor away with a side of sass and style 😉🥂 #WineWisdom"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

  Commentary:
  "Here's some advice for those living in glass houses: if you want to maintain a bit of privacy, consider outfitting your bathroom with frosted glass. Nobody wants a peek-a-boo moment in the loo! 🚽🔍😆"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

  Commentary:
  "Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd. 🥂💡 Always looking at things with a spreadsheet mindset – cheers to starting the year off right!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

  Commentary:
  🤯💥🐱 "Me searching in my bag for things is like a whole dramatic production! It's a mix of action, suspense, and a sprinkle of cat-astrophe. Who knew finding a lipstick could be so thrilling to everyone around me?" 😂👜

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