19 Funny glass quotes

• Pouring an ice-cold glass of anxiety.

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  3 weeks ago

  anxiety, drink, glass, humor, ice-cold, pouring, stress

• Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.

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  2 months ago

  big, drank, drink, glass, health, humor, hydration, i, inform, just, regret, right, water

• While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

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  2 months ago

  argument, drank, drinking, glass, glass of water, humor, mindset, opportunist, optimist, perspective, pessimist, water, while, wit

• People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

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  2 months ago

  glass, glass house, house, houses, humor, hypocrisy, irony, judgment, live, people, put, sarcasm, should, watchlist

• People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

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  2 months ago

  caution, change, change clothes, clothes, glass, glass house, house, houses, humor, irony, live, people, privacy, vulnerability

• People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies.

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  2 months ago

  behavior, glass, glass house, house, houses, humor, irony, orgy, party, people, social, social behavior, throw

• I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

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  2 months ago

  drink, everyday, everyday life, forgetfulness, full, glass, half, humor, humor quote, i, irony, kind, life, person, perspective, put, self-deprecating

• Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

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  2 months ago

  beverage, confidence, dominance, drinking, glass, humor, iced, iced tea, office, tea, wine, wine glass, work

• A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

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  2 months ago

  animal, animal humor, bird, comedy, dead, door, embarrassed, event, flew, funny moment, glass, glass door, humor, just, moment, nature, unexpected, unexpected event

• I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

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  2 months ago

  activity, date, date idea, drink, funny moment, glass, going, gravy, humor, i, idea, moment, quirky, quirky activity, shared, shared drink, straws, well

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