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Funny golf quotes bring a lighthearted twist to the game of golf, highlighting the humor that often accompanies this beloved sport. β›³οΈπŸ˜„ From playful jabs at swing technique to the unexpected mishaps on the course, these quotes capture the lighter side of golf and remind us that sometimes the best part of a round is the laughter shared with friends. Dive into these funny golf quotes for a smile and a bit of golfing humor! πŸ˜‚πŸŒοΈβ€β™‚οΈ

Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

Posted onJan 25, 2025

The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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