Funny golf quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

  Commentary:
  "Fore! 🏌️‍♂️⛳️ Who needs skill when you've got an abundance of balls? Just remember to aim for the fairway, not the water hazard! 😅🏌️‍♂️ #GolfingProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

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  "Watching golf is like the stealthy art of applauding while trying not to wake up your nap buddy 😴🏌️‍♂️⛳️ #GolfEnthusiastsVsSpectators"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

  Commentary:
  "Playing golf is like a crash course in profanity linguistics… Your subconscious really lets loose with a creative vocabulary on the fairway! 🤬⛳️ #SwingAndSwear #GolfHumor"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

  Commentary:
  "Basketball be like, 'Gimme that pumpkin, I need it!' 🎃🏀 Meanwhile, golf is out here like, 'Forget this egg, I'm sending it to the sun!' ☀️⛳️ Talk about some serious sporty shenanigans!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out, golfers! Forget about the sand traps, it's hungry alligators you should be wary of now! 🐊⛳️ Who will come out on top – the golfers or the gators? It's a whole new level of excitement at The Masters! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing quite like the soothing sounds of golf to lull a dad into a peaceful slumber 😴⛳️ Who needs action-packed sports when you can enjoy the excitement of birdies and bogeys in dreamland? #DadLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that golf could be the ultimate stress reliever for the older crowd? 🏌️‍♂️⛳ Maybe we should all take up golf to let off some steam instead of endlessly whacking the snooze button in the morning! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, golf, where mastering the art of doing the least wins you the game! It's like the Olympics for lazy perfectionists. 🏌️‍♂️⛳️ #LessIsMore"

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