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I don’t understand, “kill them with kindness”; can I use a lightsaber instead?

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Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

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Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.

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The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

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A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

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I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

How much longer do we have to keep pretending that Pilates isn’t a sex thing?

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

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Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

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Going viral on Reddit:

It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

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The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

Broadcasted on X:

‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

Just shared via Discord:

Hungry me has no respect for bathroom scale me.

Live now on YouTube:

Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

Just shared via Twitch:

As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

Breaking via Instagram:

I buy candles like I’m preparing for a Victorian blackout.

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On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

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When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

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If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

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Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

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Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

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A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

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I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

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Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

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Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

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My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

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Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

60 shares on X this month:

The whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it.

28 shares on WhatsApp this month:

For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

53 shares on Instagram this month:

I’ve learned the best way to find something that I’ve lost is to buy a replacement one, to make the lost one spontaneously appear.

97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably just deciding.

21 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

76 shares on Pinterest this month:

You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

42 shares on X this month:

Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

86 shares on Pinterest this month:

That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

53 shares on Messenger this month:

Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

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Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

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I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

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My worst fear is dating someone who loves their ex like my exes love me.

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Freshly posted on Threads:

Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

Going viral on Twitch:

On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

Making waves on Twitch:

I hate that Al has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online. I don’t even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in Paris.

Just shared via Threads:

I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Thanksgiving is just me trying to look cute while holding a fork like a medieval warrior.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

Seen just now on X:

Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

Making waves on Threads:

I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

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