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Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

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My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Excuse me, can you direct me to the nonsense?

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

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I have friends in high places (birds).

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

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Making waves on Snapchat:

I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

Trending via Messenger:

I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.

Spotted on Reddit:

Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

Making waves on Instagram:

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

Making waves on Facebook:

Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

Spreading quickly via X:

I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

Live now on X:

The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

Going viral on Slack:

The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

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Funny growth quotes 🌱😂 are the perfect way to add a splash of humor to your personal development journey! Whether you’re laughing at past mistakes or giggling at future aspirations, these quotes remind us that growth doesn’t always have to be serious. Embrace the chuckles and watch your motivation blossom 🌟🌼. Perfect for sharing a smile and a nudge to keep going, these quotes are your comedic companions on the road to self-improvement 🎉📈.

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4 days ago
Share →: Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

Commentary:
Adulting: the only game where leveling up also unlocks self-doubt mode 😂🎮🤔
5 days ago
Share →: Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

Commentary:
Embracing my "noble antagonist" phase one courteous boundary at a time 😈✨💁‍♀️
5 days ago
Share →: My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

Commentary:
Unlocking my inner five-year-old… just need to find my superhero cape and a lifetime supply of cookies! 🍪🦸‍♂️✨
5 days ago
Share →: The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

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Respect to younger me for the optimism, but now I'm just budgeting for my morning stiffness 😅🧓🔮
5 days ago
Share →: Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

Commentary:
Getting that spark back hits different! 🔥✨ Depression: 0, Me: 1! 😎✌️
6 days ago
Share →: It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

Commentary:
When "procrastibaking" has been done 5 times, "Procrastibettering" is next on the to-do list 😂🥐➡️👍
6 days ago
Share →: No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.

Commentary:
When your potential is more elusive than your missing socks 🧦🤔😂
6 days ago
Share →: To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

Commentary:
Who knew "growth" meant a promotion to chief stress officer? 😂💼🔝
6 days ago
Share →: I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

Commentary:
Glow up goals achieved: from a caterpillar comedian to a hot butterfly! 🐛➡️🦋😂
1 week ago
Share →: I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.

Commentary:
Sounds like a major plot twist in the mirror-verse! 😂🪞🙈

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Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

November is for turtlenecks and depression.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

The lion can’t keep living like this.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Engaging in deforestation (trimming my bush).

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via LinkedIn:

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

Trending via WeChat:

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

Spotted on WeChat:

Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

Trending via Snapchat:

Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

Just shared via Threads:

Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

Freshly posted on Slack:

And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

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