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43 Funny growth quotes

I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

4 weeks ago

People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

1 month ago

They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

1 month ago

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

1 month ago

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

1 month ago

It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

2 months ago

I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

2 months ago

Nobody is meaner to me than me. So take your shot.

3 months ago

I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

3 months ago

Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

3 months ago

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

3 months ago

Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

3 months ago

The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

3 months ago

My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

3 months ago

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

3 months ago

You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

3 months ago

People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

3 months ago

“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

3 months ago

Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

3 months ago

I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

3 months ago