Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older. Posted on2 hours ago
I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing. Posted on10 hours ago
Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please. Posted on10 hours ago
Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place. Posted on14 hours ago
Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that! Posted on22 hours ago
The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’ Posted on1 day ago
If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind. Posted on1 day ago
Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s. Posted on2 days ago
The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd. Posted on2 days ago
Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them. Posted on2 days ago
People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity. Posted on4 days ago
They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius. Posted on4 days ago
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid. Posted on5 days ago
Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas. Posted on5 days ago