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5 months ago
Share →: Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

Commentary:
"Whoever said you can't have your candy and eat it too clearly never heard of the Halloween salad bowl diet! It's all about balance… and a little bit of trick-or-treating magic."
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the ultimate mind-clearing hack was simply laughing like a maniac 😂💭 Let those thoughts scatter like confetti all thanks to unstoppable giggles! 🎉 #BrainCleanse"
5 months ago
Share →: I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

Commentary:
"Who needs a night light when you've got Temu's special glow-in-the-dark antidepressants? 💊✨ Say goodbye to the darkness… and hello to your new radiant aura! 😂 #GlowUp"
5 months ago
Share →: Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

Commentary:
"Introducing the revolutionary invention: Mind-canceling headphones! For those times when your thoughts are louder than the world around you. 🧠🔕 Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the sound of silence… inside your head! 💭🙉"
5 months ago
Share →: My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

Commentary:
🍷🍇 Oops, looks like someone's fruit intake may be lacking! Time to find a nutritionist who understands the importance of a well-rounded diet…or maybe just switch to a berry nice red wine instead! 😉🍓 #WineLover #HealthyEatingGoals
5 months ago
Share →: It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

Commentary:
"Embrace your inner craziness… it's the secret ingredient to a balanced diet of madness! 🤪🥗 #HealthyInsanity"
5 months ago
Share →: When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

Commentary:
Looks like a routine check-up turns into a family affair 🩺👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Don't mess with the blood pressure machine – it's a group activity now! 😂 #FamilyHealthChecks #TeamEffort
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

Commentary:
"Ah, the fabulous 50s! Where your doctor and pharmacist become your new BFFs 🤝💊 Who needs coffee dates when you can chat about prescriptions and blood pressure readings instead? 😜 #NewDecadeNewContacts"
6 months ago
Share →: Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

Commentary:
"Ah, the bird flu – nature's way of reminding us that birds have some serious party tricks up their feathers! 🦜💃Stay alert, folks – those feathered friends are not to be underestimated! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Being insane should at least burn calories.

Commentary:
Isn't it disappointing that all that insanity doesn't even come with a free gym membership? 🤪💪 Maybe the key to weight loss is just a little bit of crazy! Who needs HIIT workouts when you've got mental breakdowns, am I right? 😂