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Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

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They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

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We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

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My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

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Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

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December. A desperate celebration of an end.

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I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

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Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

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Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.

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Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

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Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

Trending via Snapchat:

“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

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Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

Breaking via YouTube:

Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

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I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

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People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

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“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

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I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

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I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

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It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

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People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

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No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

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The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

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Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

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Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

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How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

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Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

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“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

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The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

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Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

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It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

Freshly posted on Slack:

My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

Live now on WeChat:

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

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Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

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In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

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