35 Funny healthy quotes

• I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

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• People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

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  3 weeks ago

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• I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

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  age, birthday, grow, growth, health, healthy, humor, older, people, researcher

• Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

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  3 weeks ago

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• The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

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  diet, else, everything, food, fridge, grateful, healthy, healthy food, humor, joke, life, much, should, survive

• In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

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  20s, 40s, age, big, deal, eating, health, healthy, humor, lifestyle, oh, realization

• When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

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  admiration, cup, drink, fruit, fruit tea, healthy, healthy lifestyle, humor, lifestyle, looks, red, tea, wine

• I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.

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