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You have a mysterious talent for disliking strangers! 🤔😂👻
5670 Funny i quotes
Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?
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Fashionably late to the office—because clocks are just a suggestion! ⏰😅✌️
I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.
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All dressed up with nowhere to go, just chilling with my fancy couch outfit! 🛋️😎🤷♂️
I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.
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"Who needs people when you have cheese? 🧀😂"
I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.
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Just holding out for the season finale of Earth to decide if I should start adulting 😂🌍⏳
Sitting in a room with my husband and kids… Suddenly I realize everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow.
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That's one way to keep it all in the family! 🤦♀️😂👶
I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.
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Me too! My idea of fun is knitting a wild new scarf and binge-watching documentaries 😂🧶📚
When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.
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Looks like someone finally found the entrance to their secret lair, complete with a moat and a "genius at work" sign! 🔒🧠🏰
I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.
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When you’re more into the RSVP than the actual plan 🥳🚫✌️
People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.
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Five-year plans? I'm just aiming for five-minute ones! 😂📅🧠