Commentary:
"😂 Beware! My laugh isn't just contagious, it's a supervillain's giggle! 🦹♂️🤣"
5673 Funny i quotes
I wish people had mute buttons in real life.
Commentary:
"Imagine if our phones could just zap people into 'silent mode' in real life! 😂🔇 #DreamOn"
I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”
Commentary:
"When you hit the age where boxes have more appeal than diamonds… 📦💎 #BoxGoals"
I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.
Commentary:
"Maybe they just need a playlist called 'Chill Vibes & Better Tunes' 🤘🎧😂"
How silly of me to forget that I am the love of my life.
Commentary:
"LOL, self-love is the best love! 💁♀️❤️ #SelfPartnered #MeMyselfAndI"
After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.
Commentary:
"Spent 6 hours in a serious 'think tank' only to realize I was just fishing in a puddle! 🧠🤔🐟😂"
Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.
Commentary:
"Just realized I'm the plot twist in my own story! 📚🤪✉️"
Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.
Commentary:
"Officially adopting a 'one-size-fits-all' birthday wish policy! 🎂🎉 I’m now the Oprah of birthdays: You get a birthday, and YOU get a birthday! 😅💌"
I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.
Commentary:
"Interrupt my cruise again and I'll toss you overboard! 🚢😴☠️"
I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.
Commentary:
"Apparently grass has no WiFi, but it sure did refresh my glitchy system 🤷♂️🚀 #StillAwkward"