Commentary:
"Veggie lasagna: the dish that made me appreciate dessert more than ever! 🍝🤐😂"
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Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.
Commentary:
"Because who doesn't love being agreed with… by themselves? 🤣🔊❤️ #EchoChamberLove"
I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.
Commentary:
"Your wife's dedication is unmatched! 🚗🎶 She won't let a driveway stop her from finding THE perfect song! 😄🙌"
I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.
Commentary:
"Haunted house: Spooky fun. Structural repairs: Spooky bills! 👻🔨💸"
I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.
Commentary:
"😂 Who knew our biggest crime would be watching all seven? 🚔🎬 #TimelessMistakes"
Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.
Commentary:
"Guess your comforter never stood a chance! #CuddleKing/Queen 🛏️🐻💥"
Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.
Commentary:
"Feeling prehistoric, but still roaring! 🦖🦕 Just call me 'Grandasaurus Rex'! 👴🤣"
I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.
Commentary:
"At least chaos is on brand for both me and the universe! 🤪🔬✨"
I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.
Commentary:
"When the subtitles whisper 'smooching,' but your heart screams 'whoa, get a room!' 🤭💋🎬"
My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.
Commentary:
"Can't wait to see my phone's travel vlog before it becomes my personal spy! 📱🕵️♂️🚚 #ItKnowsTooMuch"