Commentary:
"That's one way to bug the system 🤖📝😂 Tears of circuits incoming!"
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“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.
Commentary:
"Next, I'm planning a heart-to-heart with my toaster—heard it gives bread-st advice! 🥯🤖😂"
I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.
Commentary:
"Priorities: Ice cream 1, Charger 0! 🍦🔌😅"
I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.
Commentary:
"Pretty sure my bank account's therapist is on speed dial! 😂💸 #FinancialAnxiety"
My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.
Commentary:
"Guess my PJs are practicing social distancing from drama! 😆🛌🚫🗣️"
My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.
Commentary:
"When your relationship status is 'CEO of Small Talk Evasion' 😅🚪🏃♀️"
Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.
Commentary:
"At least you'll get the last word… and the last laugh! 😂✏️📝 #UltimateControl"
Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.
Commentary:
"Lesson learned: Always pre-check before the wreck! 🕵️♂️💥🚗😅 #Oops"
My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.
Commentary:
"With my DNA all over the place, I'd be caught before the crime is even committed! 🚔🔬😂"
I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”
Commentary:
"Absolutely! I'm more than ready for that pop quiz, with extra credit in online shopping! 💸🛒😂"