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It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.
The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.
I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.
Being silly is very important for my mental health.
When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

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5 months ago
Share →: Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

Commentary:
"Note to self: Prioritize insults AFTER the call ends. Because a missed opportunity is worse than a burned bridge! 📞😜 #PhoneEtiquette"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

Commentary:
"Two key life lessons: 1) Always remember to… uh, wait, what was it again? 🤔 2) Ah yes, WRITE IT DOWN! 📝 The struggle is real, folks! 😂 #MemoryFail"
5 months ago
Share →: Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

Commentary:
"Who needs brain health when you have memes and snacks, am I right? 🤷‍♂️🍿 #SociallyDistantButWellFed"
5 months ago
Share →: Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

Commentary:
"Life hack: Put on an apron and suddenly transform into a culinary wizard or DIY guru in the eyes of your household 🧙‍♂️🍳 Who knew a simple piece of fabric could be your secret weapon in the battle against being asked to do chores? 😂 #ApronMagic"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

Commentary:
"Don't want to start the school year with a 'Where are the kids?' panic mode 😱 Setting an alarm is the responsible parent's version of adulting! ⏰👩‍👧‍👦 #ParentingProblems #BackToSchoolBlues"
5 months ago
Share →: Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

Commentary:
"Your screams are in a queue and will be answered in the order they were received. Please hold on to your sanity, it's a long wait ahead! 😈🌀 #SpookyCustomerService"
5 months ago
Share →: Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

Commentary:
"Stepping into the digital world after a long hiatus like a wise hermit emerging from the mountains! 🏔️🧘‍♂️ Time offline is like a reset button for our priorities… and a chance to catch up on all those cat videos! 🐱💻 #BackToReality #OnlineButNotOverwhelmed"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

Commentary:
"Who says you can't find adventure in your own backyard? 🏡 Exploring the world is great and all, but have you tried the thrill of rediscovering your couch after a long day out? 😄 Home sweet home never felt so good!"
5 months ago
Share →: “Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of 'Your call is important to us' – the sweet sound of hold music serenading you while your importance gradually diminishes 🎶😅 Hang in there, your call might be feeling important again soon… maybe! 📞🤷‍♂️"