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6 months ago
Share →: The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

Commentary:
"Remember folks, on the road of life, there will always be some 'special' drivers out there 🚗🤦‍♂️ Just keep calm, drive on, and try not to facepalm too hard! 😆🚦"
6 months ago
Share →: When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'fitting in at all costs' vibe. Some say 'fight or flight,' but this person goes with 'bite or jest.' 🧛‍♂️😄 Keep calm and stay true to yourself, even if it means dodging a playful nibble!"
6 months ago
Share →: Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

Commentary:
Ah, the art of signatures – where doodles and scribbles hold the power to determine our fate! 🤝✍️ It's like a sophisticated "pinky promise" for grown-ups, ensuring that we behave ourselves or face the consequences. Remember, even the most fancy and flourishy signature can't save you from the long arm of the law! 😉🖋️ #SignatureStruggles
6 months ago
Share →: Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

Commentary:
"Sisters: the best informants money can't buy! 🕵️‍♀️💁‍♀️ Let's be real, they're like undercover agents reporting back to Mom on all your shenanigans! 🤫😂 #SisterSquadgoals"
6 months ago
Share →: The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

Commentary:
"Who needs a diploma when you have that sizzling appearance? 🔥🎓 Just remember, PhD in Hotness beats any Ivy League degree hands down! 😎💯 #BeautyOverBrains"
6 months ago
Share →: I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

Commentary:
"Apparently some apps have a major case of diva syndrome 🌟 Like, excuse me, Mr. App, do you really need all the attention? Let our music play in peace! 🎶😂 #FirstWorldAppProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

Commentary:
"Balancing a lollipop and a dandelion is no easy feat! 🍭🌼 It requires the focus of a ninja and the precision of a surgeon – a skill set mastered by every 'summer child' out there! 😄 Who knew such innocent treats could demand such intense concentration? Hats off to the summer kids for their impressive multitasking abilities! 🧢👏"
6 months ago
Share →: Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

Commentary:
"Note to self: Prioritize insults AFTER the call ends. Because a missed opportunity is worse than a burned bridge! 📞😜 #PhoneEtiquette"
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

Commentary:
"Two key life lessons: 1) Always remember to… uh, wait, what was it again? 🤔 2) Ah yes, WRITE IT DOWN! 📝 The struggle is real, folks! 😂 #MemoryFail"
6 months ago
Share →: Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

Commentary:
"Who needs brain health when you have memes and snacks, am I right? 🤷‍♂️🍿 #SociallyDistantButWellFed"