38 Funny kiss quotes

Funny kiss quotes add a playful touch to the art of affection! 💋😂 These charming and humorous lines explore the lighter side of kissing, from awkward moments to sweet surprises. Perfect for brightening up your day or sharing a laugh with someone special, these quotes remind us that love and laughter often go hand in hand. Enjoy the playful side of romance and share a smile! 😄💖

What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

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😂 How romantic! Nothing like a little bit of societal decay to set the mood, am I right? 💀💋 Who needs a candlelit dinner when you have the fall of civilization as your backdrop? 🕰️🔥 Just make sure to bring some popcorn to enjoy the show! 🍿 #ApocalypticRomance

I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and…

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal optimist – advocating for a world of endless kisses! 💋💋💋 Sounds like a solid plan to me! Who needs words when you can just keep on kissing, right? 😘 #KissAndTell"

Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

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Ah, getting likes on your social media posts is the modern-day equivalent of a sweet forehead kiss. 💕 It's the digital affection we all crave in this virtual world! So go ahead, spread those forehead kisses by liking away! 😘📱 #DigitalKisses #SocialMediaLove

Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the modern ritual of making grown men pucker up for a steamy smooch with their trusty camera on Facetime 📸💋. Who needs cupid's arrow when technology can make hearts flutter at the touch of a button? #CameraKisses"

Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gav…

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Well, if your guardian angel is resorting to name-calling, it's clear you might be testing their patience a tad too much! 😇👼 Hopefully, your next encounter involves more praise and less annoyance! 😂 #AngelProblems

You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting wit…

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"Ah, the nostalgia of firsts! 😘💼 Remember that awkward dance of paperwork and office policies? Definitely a memorable – if not slightly traumatizing – experience! 🤣 #OfficeLife #HRhilarity"

Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and f…

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of morning realizations! 🌞💋🚂 Looks like this train ride just got a one-way ticket to Awkwardville! 😅 #MorningSurprises"

They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowe…

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"Ah, the struggles of forbidden desires! 😘💔 But let's remember, violence is never the answer, even if that face is begging for a little smack 🤭👋 Keep those fists to yourself and practice self-control instead! 🧘‍♂️✨"

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