Funny labor quotes

• Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

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  2 months ago

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• When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

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  2 months ago

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• We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

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  2 months ago

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• Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

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  2 months ago

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• Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

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  5 months ago

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