129 Funny last quotes

Funny last quotes 😂🥳 are the ultimate mic drops of the afterlife, where humor takes its final bow. These witty parting words are like the punchline to life’s grand joke, reminding us to laugh until the very end. Whether it’s a cheeky farewell or a clever twist, these quotes prove that even when the curtain falls, a sense of humor never fades. Dive in for a chuckle-worthy journey through the witty wisdom of those who exited with style! 🎭✨

When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape c…

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Looks like the rhombus got voted off the elementary school island, never to be seen again! 🔺 Farewell, rhombus, you were acute one! 🤣 #GeometryGoneMissing

I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last…

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"Well, at least you'll have cozy feet to comfort you in your mid-life crisis 😄🧦 #SocksOverStress #RetailTherapy"

Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no vale…

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"Who needs fluctuating emotions when you've got consistent love for yourself? 💁‍♂️❤️ #ForeverMyOwnValentine"

You can always tell when someone is on a diet by how they s…

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Looks like someone's on a diet – they're probably yogurt-ing their way to a healthier lifestyle! 🥄💪 Don't worry, we've all been there, trying to scrape out every last bit of that creamy goodness. It's like a yogurt treasure hunt! 🕵️‍♂️ Just remember, you're one step closer to your summer bod with every swipe of that spoon! 💃🍦

The good news is cannon deaths have gone down dramatically…

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"Looks like cannons finally got the memo about 'peace and love' 🕊️💥. Who knew they could have a change of heart? Or maybe they just aim for targets that aren't moving 🤷‍♂️🎯. Either way, RIP to the good ol' days of being a cannon operator. Your job prospects have truly 'shot' down 🤣🔫."

At my age, this “microsleep” can sometimes last…

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Ah, the infamous "microsleep" phenomenon – a brief moment of shut-eye that stretches into a never-ending slumber, brought to you by the advanced age clock 🕰️⏰. Who needs naps when you can master the art of microsleeps? It's the ultimate power nap strategy for the seasoned snoozer! 💤😆

Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last…

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Looks like the weather controller decided to binge-watch some TV shows instead of doing their job! 🌦️😴 Next time, they might want to set an alarm ⏰ before they snooze off on us! #WeatherFail

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit…

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First caveman to see fire: "Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs" 🔥👀 *stomps it out* "and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that." 😂🦴 #NotAFanOfInnovation

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, pleas…

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"Ah, the famous last twelve digits of Pi – because pressing endless numbers is definitely a slice of Pi in the sky! 🥧😂 Don't worry, your call is important to us… once you've calculated Pi to the last digit! 🔢🤓"

Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they cau…

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"Watching Gen Z dating must make married folks feel like they escaped a war zone and caught the last ✈️ out of Nam 🚁! Who knew swiping left and right could be so intense? 🤣 #MarriedLife"

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