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My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.

23 hours ago
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“I’m basically the human version of finding $20 in old jeans.”

2 weeks ago
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I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

1 month ago
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I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

1 month ago
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I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

1 month ago
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It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

1 month ago
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Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

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My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

1 month ago
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Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

1 month ago
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Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

1 month ago
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That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

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The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

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Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.

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It’s Monday. Please lower your voice and expectations.

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I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

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I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

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Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

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There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

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Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.

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I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

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You’re like if “nope” was a person.

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Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

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75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

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You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

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New funny luck quotes 👇

My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.

“I’m basically the human version of finding $20 in old jeans.”

I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

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Being insane should at least burn calories.

No more looking back in anger. It’s time to look forward in anger.

I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

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Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

Getting into male-dominated fields like falling asleep on the couch.

You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

Flip me over like a cassette tape, and play me again.

I used to love going out with people. Now I weigh the pros and cons of human interaction, like it’s a business decision.

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It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

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Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

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