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15 Funny luck quotes

Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

Funny Quotes Feb 13, 2025

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025