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My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.
I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed.
Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.
I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.
If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

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4 days ago
Share →: Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

Commentary:
"Who knew shade and proximity could be the secret to midlife bliss? 🏆🚗🌳 #GoldMedalParking"
2 months ago
Share →: My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

Commentary:
Sounds like you've got a full gym membership in procrastination, agility in jumping to wrong ideas, and strength in testing patience! 🏃‍♂️⏰🤪 Keep up the "training"—you're definitely building some serious life muscles! 💪😂
3 months ago
Share →: Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

Commentary:
"Good luck deciphering my brain's enigma code! 🤔🔍 Might as well be trying to interpret hieroglyphics, am I right? 😂 #LostInTranslation"
3 months ago
Share →: Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'bad luck charm' relationship dynamic! 🌪️ But hey, at least they're always around, right? 🤷‍♂️ Who needs a four-leaf clover when you have such consistent 'luck' by your side? 🍀😂"
3 months ago
Share →: I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

Commentary:
"Ah, luck – the ultimate knuckle sandwich! Who needs violence when you've got fate throwing punches at you? Just remember to duck and weave, because luck can be a bit of a wild swinger!"
4 months ago
Share →: At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

Commentary:
"Oh, the joys of aging! 🤣🚶‍♂️ It's a real victory to walk into a room and actually accomplish the mission instead of wandering aimlessly. Who needs luck when you've got a good memory, right? 👴🏼🔑"
4 months ago
Share →: Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Commentary:
"Trust your gut, they say. But maybe steer clear of the slot machines 🎰. Three out of five ain't bad… unless you're betting your life savings! 😂 #IntuitiveButNotLucky"
5 months ago
Share →: I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like someone's tempting fate by defying the ancient umbrella-expert advice! ☂️ Now, I'm not saying opening an umbrella indoors causes chaos, but hey, better safe than sorry… Maybe you should start looking for four-leaf clovers just in case! 🍀
5 months ago
Share →: Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

Commentary:
"Who needs interventions when you have a small circle of friends who are just as dysfunctional as you? 🤷‍♂️ Quality over quantity, am I right? 😂 #NoInterventionNeeded"
5 months ago
Share →: If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

Commentary:
"Oh boy, talk about high stakes! 🤞🎲 Let's hope lady luck is on your side, or else you might end up celebrating your next anniversary in the doghouse! 🐶😅"