21 Funny luck quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

  Commentary:
  Going to start checking under the couch cushions with a metal detector now 😂💰🔍

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

  Commentary:
  Hope you've got your umbrella ready for some cash showers! ☔💸

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

  Commentary:
  Living blissfully in my own bubble of confusion since forever 😂🤷‍♂️✨

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  1 week ago

  Share →: It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

  Commentary:
  "Life hack: Always keep an extra ace up your sleeve… and a good poker face! 🤫🃏😄"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew shade and proximity could be the secret to midlife bliss? 🏆🚗🌳 #GoldMedalParking"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you've got a full gym membership in procrastination, agility in jumping to wrong ideas, and strength in testing patience! 🏃‍♂️⏰🤪 Keep up the "training"—you're definitely building some serious life muscles! 💪😂

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

  Commentary:
  "Good luck deciphering my brain's enigma code! 🤔🔍 Might as well be trying to interpret hieroglyphics, am I right? 😂 #LostInTranslation"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'bad luck charm' relationship dynamic! 🌪️ But hey, at least they're always around, right? 🤷‍♂️ Who needs a four-leaf clover when you have such consistent 'luck' by your side? 🍀😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, luck – the ultimate knuckle sandwich! Who needs violence when you've got fate throwing punches at you? Just remember to duck and weave, because luck can be a bit of a wild swinger!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the joys of aging! 🤣🚶‍♂️ It's a real victory to walk into a room and actually accomplish the mission instead of wandering aimlessly. Who needs luck when you've got a good memory, right? 👴🏼🔑"

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