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6 months ago
Share →: Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

Commentary:
"Every time I say 'no worries', just know that my brain is over-flowing with a lively parade of worries, anxieties, and random thoughts 🙃 Some call it multitasking, I call it a chaotic mess 💭 #SoManyWorries #OopsIDidItAgain"
6 months ago
Share →: Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

Commentary:
"Christmas: the season of expanding waistlines and expanding fibs to the little ones! 🎅🍪🤥🎄 Who says you can't indulge in both delicious treats and creative storytelling at the same time? It's all in the holiday spirit! 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

Commentary:
"Who knew honesty could be such a relationship cheat code? 🕵️‍♂️ No need for detective work when you're not dating a master of deception! 💔 Keep it real, folks!"
6 months ago
Share →: Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

Commentary:
"Remember, in the world of job interviews, it's a game of give and take! 🤥💼 Don't be afraid to put your acting skills to the test just like they are 😉 #JobInterviewTactics"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

Commentary:
🧺👚 "Listen up, folks! It's time to tackle that laundry mountain that's been growing taller than the Eiffel Tower. Remember, your clothes need a vacation from the floor too!" 😉 #LaundryDayBlues
6 months ago
Share →: Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

Commentary:
Ah, the timeless strategy of deception for success – seems like some people take it to heart a little too enthusiastically! 🤥💼👨‍💼 Just remember, honesty is still the best policy…unless you have political ambitions, apparently! 🏛️🤣 #TruthIsOptional
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

Commentary:
"Teaching valuable life lessons one snack at a time. 🤫🍪 Because sometimes a little white lie is necessary for the greater good…of our taste buds! 😋 #SnackGate"
6 months ago
Share →: You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

Commentary:
"Confidence is key in storytelling – just sprinkle a dash of imagination and voilà! 🤥💬 Whether you're discussing quantum physics or the secret lives of unicorns, a little charisma goes a long way! 🦄🔬 Just remember, it's all about the delivery… or maybe a smoke screen of plausible deniability! 😄🎤"
6 months ago
Share →: Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic political strategy: convince everyone that you're the only honest one in a sea of deception! 🕵️‍♂️🤥 Who knew the key to trust was a well-crafted conspiracy theory? 😂 Just remember, it's all fun and games until people start questioning if even you are lying about lying! 🤔🤫 #TrustNoOne"
6 months ago
Share →: If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

Commentary:
"Who needs bigger rooms to clean when you can just hire someone to do it for you? 😆💰 #RichWifeGoals"