22 Funny lying quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, in the world of job interviews, it's a game of give and take! 🤥💼 Don't be afraid to put your acting skills to the test just like they are 😉 #JobInterviewTactics"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

  Commentary:
  🧺👚 "Listen up, folks! It's time to tackle that laundry mountain that's been growing taller than the Eiffel Tower. Remember, your clothes need a vacation from the floor too!" 😉 #LaundryDayBlues

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the timeless strategy of deception for success – seems like some people take it to heart a little too enthusiastically! 🤥💼👨‍💼 Just remember, honesty is still the best policy…unless you have political ambitions, apparently! 🏛️🤣 #TruthIsOptional

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

  Commentary:
  "Teaching valuable life lessons one snack at a time. 🤫🍪 Because sometimes a little white lie is necessary for the greater good…of our taste buds! 😋 #SnackGate"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

  Commentary:
  "Confidence is key in storytelling – just sprinkle a dash of imagination and voilà! 🤥💬 Whether you're discussing quantum physics or the secret lives of unicorns, a little charisma goes a long way! 🦄🔬 Just remember, it's all about the delivery… or maybe a smoke screen of plausible deniability! 😄🎤"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic political strategy: convince everyone that you're the only honest one in a sea of deception! 🕵️‍♂️🤥 Who knew the key to trust was a well-crafted conspiracy theory? 😂 Just remember, it's all fun and games until people start questioning if even you are lying about lying! 🤔🤫 #TrustNoOne"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs bigger rooms to clean when you can just hire someone to do it for you? 😆💰 #RichWifeGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this person is feeling unloved compared to their cat! 😽 Who wouldn't appreciate a face full of kisses and smooshes? Maybe the cat just needs some lessons in affection etiquette. 🐱💋 #catantics"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a museum when you are a masterpiece in the comfort of your own home? 🛋️🎨 Embrace your inner artistry, even if it comes with a side of Netflix and snacks! 🍿✨ #HomeIsWhereTheArtIs"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

  Commentary:
  "Well, if we can't figure out a way to sip wine while reclining, at least we can still reach for the stars… just not with a glass in hand 🍷🌙 #FirstWorldProblems"

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