16 Funny menu quotes

• I’m brave but not “order something different from the restaurant menu” kind of brave.

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  8 hours ago

  brave, bravery, choice, different, food, food choice, humor, kind, menu, order, restaurant, something

• Every time I use a Windows computer, it’s like they built malware into the OS. Like, what do you mean there are ads in the start menu?

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  2 weeks ago

  ad, ads, built, computer, every, experience, humor, i, malware, mean, menu, operating, operating system, software, start, start menu, system, technology, time, user, user experience, Windows

• Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

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  2 months ago

  conversation, font, humor, kind, me, menu, question, questions, restaurant, waitress

• It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

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  2 months ago

  bath, bird, bird bath, brunch, chipmunk, heat, hot, hot tub, humor, menu, Mimosa, summer, tub, using

• I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

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  2 months ago

  appetite, cravings, dining, eat, food, humor, i, love, menu, reading, stuff, want

• You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

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  2 months ago

  dining, fancy, fancy restaurant, food, humor, know, menu, name, point, pronounce, pronunciation, restaurant, restaurant humor, want

• As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

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  2 months ago

  child, childhood, choice, choices, dinner, family, food, humor, leave, mealtime, menu, parenting, sarcasm, take

• Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

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  2 months ago

  dining, friends, Google, humor, menu, people, preparation, restaurant, social, yourself

• An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, dim, dim lights, exam, eye, eye exam, funny situation, lights, menu, moment, optometrist, read, situation, test, under, vision, vision test, where

• I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

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  2 months ago

  cooking, culinary, food, fried, hate, humor, i, joke, love, menu, pan-fried, shoe

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