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Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

3 months ago

I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

3 months ago

Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

3 months ago

Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

3 months ago

That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

3 months ago

Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

3 months ago

My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

3 months ago

The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

3 months ago

I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

3 months ago

I put the mess in domestic.

3 months ago

Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

3 months ago

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

3 months ago

Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

3 months ago

My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

3 months ago