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I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

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Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

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My dream car is a taco truck.

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Do you think protein wants to be in all these things?

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Having divorced parents as an adult is funny because you and your siblings are like, “Damn, who has custody of Mom today?”

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I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

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When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

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Am I just an Untitled Document to you?

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I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

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Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

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I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

Going bananas on Telegram:

My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December, instead of taking all these decorations out.

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I do not use AI, I use Reddit commenters’ opinions as fact because they are right.

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You relax for 15 minutes after work, and next thing you know, it’s 10 p.m.

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No matter how messed up your situation is, someone on Reddit’s already lived it, cried about it, and made a 3-part update with screenshots and farmed 12k upvotes.

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Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

Trending via TikTok:

Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

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Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

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I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

4 weeks ago

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Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

4 weeks ago

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Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

4 weeks ago

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Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

4 weeks ago

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I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

4 weeks ago

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I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

1 month ago

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You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

1 month ago

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If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

1 month ago

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Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

1 month ago

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I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

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When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

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A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

97 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

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“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

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Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.

93 shares on Slack this month:

It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.

52 shares on Reddit this month:

“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

95 shares on Facebook this month:

People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

64 shares on X this month:

Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

98 shares on TikTok this month:

Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.

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Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

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Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

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Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

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I tried a onesome before, but I started catching feelings.

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Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

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Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

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So blunt, you can smoke my truth.

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100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

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I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

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I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

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Due to the humidity, my hair has chosen violence.

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Tonight we shall read a passage from the old testicle.

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I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

Going viral on TikTok:

Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

Just landed via YouTube:

Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

Trending via Messenger:

I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

Making waves on WeChat:

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

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If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

Breaking via Threads:

Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

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Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

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