13 Funny missed quotes

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  Commentary:
  “Ah, the modern-day Morse code of friendship: missed calls and unread text messages! Don’t worry, I’ll be there in spirit, just a few notifications away! #FriendshipGoals”

  1 month ago

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  Commentary:
  “Sorry for the delay in getting back to you, I was busy catching up on 8-month-old missed calls! Hope everything’s still A-Okay on your end! ”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Life: Where missed opportunities and perfectly timed coffee spills compete for attention #OpportunityKnockedButIGaveItTheWrongAddress”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  Sorry I missed your call! I saw your name popping up and thought, “Better make a sacrifice to the volcano gods!” Hope my phone call to Mother Nature was worth it! #VolcanoLife

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “No worries, my phone has a mind of its own! Next time, maybe I’ll try the ‘accidentally drop the phone in a pillow fort’ technique for a more believable excuse. ”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Ah, the secret to being a top spy in Britain is by being super sneaky…or not! Introducing the master of undercover subtlety with the most unforgettable catchphrase: ‘Smith, John Smith, in case you needed a reminder!’ Who needs a disguise when you’ve got a signature introduction like that? Classic spy humor at its finest!”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Seriously, ‘dentures’ just doesn’t compare to the pun-tastic brilliance of ‘substitooths’ It’s a missed chance for some denture humor that could have really added a ‘bite’ to the dental world #PearlyWhites”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Oh, cell phone, you sly little device! Ignored calls sound much better than missed calls, don’t they? It’s all about perspective, right? Maybe they should invent a ‘Sorry, I’m avoiding you’ button for those times we just need some space. ”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Oh, you mean the world-renowned Museum of Temporary Cleanliness? Don’t worry, you’ll catch the next exhibit titled ‘The Great Clutter Comeback.’ ”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang? Talk about a call of the wild generations! Maybe they were just too busy trying to figure out how to send a text message instead! ”

  4 months ago

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