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Funny missed quotes are those hilarious moments when words slip away just at the perfect time 🤦‍♂️😂! Whether it’s a witty comeback that vanished or a punchline that went MIA, these gems remind us that even our best ideas can take a detour 🛤️. Get ready to laugh, relate, and maybe cringe a little as we dive into the world of perfectly imperfect sayings! 🎉🤣

New funny missed quotes 👇

6 days ago
Share →: Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

Commentary:
Being a rebel, one trash day at a time! 🗑️😎🦸‍♂️
7 days ago
Share →: You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

Commentary:
Is this why my voicemail has been renamed to 'Missed Drama Collection'? 😂📞💬
2 weeks ago
Share →: I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

Commentary:
"Story of my life: Mastering the art of time travel, yet somehow still missing the plot! 📱🔄🎥😂"
3 months ago
Share →: If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern-day Morse code of friendship: missed calls and unread text messages! 📱😄 Don't worry, I'll be there in spirit, just a few notifications away! 🚀📵 #FriendshipGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

Commentary:
"Sorry for the delay in getting back to you, I was busy catching up on 8-month-old missed calls! 😅 Hope everything’s still A-Okay on your end! 📞🕰️"
5 months ago
Share →: Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

Commentary:
"Life: Where missed opportunities and perfectly timed coffee spills compete for attention ☕️🤦‍♂️ #OpportunityKnockedButIGaveItTheWrongAddress"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

Commentary:
🌋 Sorry I missed your call! 🔥 I saw your name popping up and thought, "Better make a sacrifice to the volcano gods!" 📵 Hope my phone call to Mother Nature was worth it! 🤣 #VolcanoLife
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.

Commentary:
"No worries, my phone has a mind of its own! 📱😅 Next time, maybe I'll try the 'accidentally drop the phone in a pillow fort' technique for a more believable excuse. 💁‍♂️🏰"
6 months ago
Share →: Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

Commentary:
🕵️‍♂️ "Ah, the secret to being a top spy in Britain is by being super sneaky…or not! 🕵️‍♂️ Introducing the master of undercover subtlety with the most unforgettable catchphrase: 'Smith, John Smith, in case you needed a reminder!' 😂 Who needs a disguise when you've got a signature introduction like that? Classic spy humor at its finest!"
6 months ago
Share →: Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

Commentary:
"Seriously, 'dentures' just doesn't compare to the pun-tastic brilliance of 'substitooths' 🦷💡 It's a missed chance for some denture humor that could have really added a 'bite' to the dental world 😄🪥 #PearlyWhites"