25 Funny missed quotes

• Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

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  2 months ago

  application, applying, call, calls, communication, humor, imagine, interview, irony, job, job application, job interview, missed, missed call, numbers, phone, phone call, picking, random

• Sorry, I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.

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  2 months ago

  call, everything, excuse, humor, i, missed, missed call, phone, procrastination, ring, ringing, ringing phone, sorry

• Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

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  2 months ago

  break, break time, check, childhood, days, eating, memory, missed, missed school, nostalgia, remember, right, school, think, time

• Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

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  2 months ago

  bad, bad boy, boy, day, garbage, garbage day, humor, looking, management, mischief, missed, play, rebellious, rules, today, waste, waste management

• You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

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  2 months ago

  answer, call, calls, communication, gossip, humor, interaction, miss, missed, missed opportunity, opportunity, phone, phone call, social, social interaction

• I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

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  2 months ago

  distraction, humor, miss, missed, missed moment, moment, movie, multitasking, phone, procrastination, rewind, same

• If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

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  2 months ago

  always, away, call, calls, couple, ever, just, me, message, missed, need, text, text message

• Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

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  2 months ago

  ago, apology, call, communication, concern, delay, everything, humor, i, missed, missed call, months, okay, sorry, time

• Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

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  2 months ago

  humor, irony, just, life, missed, missed opportunity, opportunity, reflection, sequence

• Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

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  2 months ago

  active, call, calling, excuse, humor, i, missed, phone, response, saw, sorry, volcano

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