68 Funny modern quotes

• You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

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  2 weeks ago

  arrest, arrested, call, communication, humor, ig, IG story, jail, life, media, modern, modern life, phone, phone call, should, social, social media, story

• A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

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  2 weeks ago

  communication, confusing, humor, life, media, modern, modern life, music, post, read, social, social media, turn

• I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

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  2 weeks ago

  desire, feminism, humor, i, irony, modern, relationship, upsetting, want, ways

• Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

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  2 weeks ago

  comparison, errors, haystack, humor, life, longer, modern, modern life, needle, people, search, spreadsheet, technology, work

• Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

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  2 weeks ago

  equivalent, forget, forgetting, home, humor, leaving, medieval, modern, phone, sword, technology, times

• No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

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  2 weeks ago

  better, comedy, family, humor, miscommunication, misunderstanding, modern, Modern Family, plot, show

• There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

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  2 weeks ago

  activity, cinema, culture, egérmozi, films, fun, fun activity, Hungarian, means, modern, modern culture, mouse, mouse cinema, phone, shows, slang, watching, watching films, word

• Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

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  2 weeks ago

  frustration, human, humans, humor, life, meant, modern, modern life, password, security, technology

• Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

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  3 weeks ago

  baggage, damaged, dating, days, emotional, emotional baggage, everyone, ex, getting, getting to know, going, impossible, know, love, modern, modern love, relationship, single, someone, something

• Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

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  3 weeks ago

  AI, app, dating, experience, humor, i, let, machines, me, modern, modern experience, place, relationship, robot, suffer, suffering, technology, Tinder, want

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