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Funny mortgage quotes

Funny mortgage quotes bring a touch of humor to the often serious business of home financing. πŸ‘πŸ˜‚ From witty remarks about loan approvals to playful jabs at interest rates, these quotes add a light-hearted spin to the world of mortgages. Enjoy a laugh as you navigate the ups and downs of owning a home! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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