Funny mortgage quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs camping when you have a cozy mortgage to keep you sheltered and warm? #IndoorisLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! Well, technically you might not end up owning a bank, but hey, you could definitely be the designated neighborhood mortgage guru! Just imagine, hosting reverse mortgage seminars from your own living room in a house that's practically a bank vault! Who knew homeownership could come with a side hustle! #MortgageMastermind

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

  Commentary:
  "I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then."

  Looks like you've stumbled into a feline version of the United Nations discussing economic matters! Who knew that cats had such strong opinions on financial responsibilities? Maybe it's time to start a purr-sonal finance committee with your furry friends!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a tent when you've got a cozy bed and a roof over your head? Camping is just nature's way of saying 'Hey, remember how good you have it at home?' Maybe roughing it just means you forgot to set the thermostat to your preferred temperature #IndoorCampingFTW"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, I can't join you tonight – my mortgage and I are having a cozy Netflix date. Gotta make sure my money feels appreciated! #HomebodyLife"

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