Funny mortgage quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

  Commentary:
  "Forget the Dark Web, can we get a Debt Disappearing Web? 🕸️💸😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs camping when you have a cozy mortgage to keep you sheltered and warm? 💁‍♂️🏡 #IndoorisLife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! 🤣 Well, technically you might not end up owning a bank, but hey, you could definitely be the designated neighborhood mortgage guru! 💸💼 Just imagine, hosting reverse mortgage seminars from your own living room in a house that's practically a bank vault! 🏦💰 Who knew homeownership could come with a side hustle! 😂 #MortgageMastermind

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

  Commentary:
  🐱😾 "I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then." 🏠💸

  Looks like you've stumbled into a feline version of the United Nations discussing economic matters! Who knew that cats had such strong opinions on financial responsibilities? Maybe it's time to start a purr-sonal finance committee with your furry friends! 😹

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a tent when you've got a cozy bed and a roof over your head? 🏠😴 Camping is just nature's way of saying 'Hey, remember how good you have it at home?' 🌲⛺️ Maybe roughing it just means you forgot to set the thermostat to your preferred temperature 😉❄️ #IndoorCampingFTW"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, I can't join you tonight – my mortgage and I are having a cozy Netflix date. Gotta make sure my money feels appreciated! 💰🏠 #HomebodyLife"

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