Funny mortgage quotes

• Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore.

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  22 hours ago

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• Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

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  1 day ago

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• Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

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  2 months ago

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• Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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  2 months ago

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• So, if I take out a reverse mortgage on my house does that mean I’ll own a bank after 30 years?

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  3 months ago

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• I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

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  3 months ago

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• I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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  3 months ago

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• Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

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  3 months ago

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