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I’m an adult in the same way that Katy Perry is an astronaut.

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I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.

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Y’all aren’t taking beautiful women to jazz clubs anymore, and that’s the problem.

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I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

I’ve been called a lot of things in my life, but nothing worse than being called on the phone.

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Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

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Girls Just Want To Have Naan

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I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

Going viral on Slack:

Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

Broadcasted on TikTok:

My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

Trending via Reddit:

When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

Making waves on Threads:

Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

Just landed via Slack:

I can actually be quite charming if you would let me out of the guillotine.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I don’t mind driving in bad weather. I mind other people driving in bad weather.

Shared recently on Slack:

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

Trending via Discord:

I hate texting someone something freaky at night, and they reply in the morning like it’s still the vibe. Shut up. The sun’s out. I’m pure again.

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Remember when the most annoying thing about Twitter was trying to think of a shorter word.

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I’m like a semicolon, most people don’t know what to do with me.

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One of the most disappointing things is when you get a severe thunderstorm warning, and there is no severe thunderstorm.

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The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy.

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Even at my most powerful, I’m still a little sleepy.

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One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

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The most romantic minds of our time are being subjected to situationships.

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I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

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Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times.

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The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting.

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74 shares on LinkedIn this month:

According to my skin, hair, lips, and hands, I am doing Dry January.

52 shares on Telegram this month:

Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

50 shares on X this month:

A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor.

82 shares on TikTok this month:

Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

90 shares on WeChat this month:

Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

77 shares on Facebook this month:

I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

13 shares on Facebook this month:

Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

91 shares on Threads this month:

Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

84 shares on Pinterest this month:

White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage.

19 shares on TikTok this month:

When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

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Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

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Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

December you will be good to me (threateningly).

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.

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The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

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Breaking via Threads:

You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

Trending via Messenger:

I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately.

Making waves on Discord:

I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

Making waves on Threads:

Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

Live now on Snapchat:

Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

Breaking via Threads:

I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

Going viral on YouTube:

It feels like a million o’clock right now.

Spotted on Twitch:

The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

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