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Funny mountain quotes

Funny mountain quotes are the perfect way to add a little laughter to your outdoor adventures πŸ”οΈπŸ˜‚ Whether you’re climbing steep trails or just dreaming of summits, these witty lines bring humor to the highs and lows of mountain life β›°οΈπŸ˜„ Get ready to chuckle, share, and maybe even inspire your next epic hike with some mountain-inspired fun! πŸŒ„πŸ€£

I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

Posted on5 days ago5 days ago

I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Just overheard someone describe their hike as β€œit was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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