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Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

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After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

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The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

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I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

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I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

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Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

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If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

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We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

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April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

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I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

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Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

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Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

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I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

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Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

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When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

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Not again. I mean good morning.

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Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

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My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

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An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

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American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

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Funny mountain quotes

Funny mountain quotes are the perfect way to add a little laughter to your outdoor adventures 🏔️😂 Whether you’re climbing steep trails or just dreaming of summits, these witty lines bring humor to the highs and lows of mountain life ⛰️😄 Get ready to chuckle, share, and maybe even inspire your next epic hike with some mountain-inspired fun! 🌄🤣

New funny mountain quotes 👇

2 weeks ago
Share →: I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

Commentary:
Why stop at orc? Add some Red Bull and become a full raid boss! 🧃🐉
3 weeks ago
Share →: To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

Commentary:
"So if you need me, you know where to find me… Just kidding, I'll be the one brooding under a desk fort until 5 PM! ⛺️🏔️🤣"
6 months ago
Share →: Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

Commentary:
Sounds like they went on a horizontal mountain climbing adventure! 🏔️🚶‍♂️ Who knew you could get the thrill without the uphill struggle? 😄 #FlatMountainClimbingGoals
6 months ago
Share →: What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

Commentary:
"Ah, the wise words of the aspiring mountaineer who prefers solid ground beneath their feet! 🏔️🚶‍♂️ Who needs soaring heights and breathtaking views when you can just enjoy a leisurely stroll in the park, am I right? 🌳😄 #GroundedExplorer"
6 months ago
Share →: When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

Commentary:
"Remember folks, the key to successful mountain climbing is knowing when to…uhm…wait, what was it again? 🤔 Looks like we missed the crucial part of the advice, but hey, who needs complete sentences when you've got a sense of adventure and a good pair of hiking boots? 🏔️😄 #LostInTranslation"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

Commentary:
"Ah, Savage Garden – the masters of blending romance with questionable mountain etiquette! 🏔️💔 Who knew love could involve such adventurous aquatic activities? 😂 Let's hope 'standing on a mountain' with someone doesn't lead to a one-way ticket to the sea! 🌊 #SavageGardenShenanigans"
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

Commentary:
"Who knew the secrets of mountain climbing could be so simple? 🏔️ Just remember, folks, the real adventure lies in cozying up with a good book instead! 📚😂 #SafetyFirst"

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As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

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A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”

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Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

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The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

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Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

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What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

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Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

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Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

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After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

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Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

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My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.

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Be the spooky thing in the woods that you wish to see in the world.

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Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

Spotted on Slack:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

Just shared via Reddit:

One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

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My back and I are definitely not the same age.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

Live now on Facebook:

I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

Making waves on TikTok:

I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

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