11 Funny mountain quotes

• I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.

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  4 weeks ago

  day, getaway, Google, googled, health, humor, i, just, mountain, nature, need, romantic, symptom, symptoms

• I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

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  2 months ago

  alcoholic, alcoholic beverage, beverage, blood, Blood of Mannaroth, dew, drink, fantasy, green, green drink, humor, i, mannaroth, mix, mixing, mixing drink, mountain, Mountain Dew, nickname, orc, used, vodka

• To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

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  2 months ago

  30, 30-30, 30-30 rule, after, avoid, balance, burnout, disappear, escape, humor, job, minutes, mountain, quit, relief, retirement, rule, stress, stress relief, work, work life, work-life balance

• Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

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  2 months ago

  activity, climbing, describe, flat, hike, humor, just, mountain, outdoors, someone

• What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

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  2 months ago

  activity, advice, climbing, fun, fun activity, humor, lot, misunderstanding, mountain, mountain climbing, people, understand

• When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

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  2 months ago

  activity, adventure, climbing, humor, important, mountain, mountain climbing, outdoor, outdoor activity, preparation, remember, reminder

• I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

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  2 months ago

  activity, garden, humor, i, love, mountain, relationship, savage, Savage Garden, sea, stand, throw, whatever

• What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

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  2 months ago

  activity, advice, climbing, humor, mountain, nonsense, outdoors, people, risk, understand

• The dead bodies on Mt. Everest remind me that it’s perfectly fine to stay home and be lazy.

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  3 months ago

  adventure, body, dead, dead body, everest, fine, home, humor, laziness, lazy, me, mountain, mt., Mt. Everest, perfectly, procrastination, remind, safety, stay, staying, staying home

• Every time I think I’m cooked, God moves mountains for me. That’s so nice of Him.

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  3 months ago

  challenge, encouragement, every, faith, God, gratitude, humor, i, kindness, me, mountain, moves, nice, resilience, think, time

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