Funny mountain quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like they went on a horizontal mountain climbing adventure! 🏔️🚶‍♂️ Who knew you could get the thrill without the uphill struggle? 😄 #FlatMountainClimbingGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the wise words of the aspiring mountaineer who prefers solid ground beneath their feet! 🏔️🚶‍♂️ Who needs soaring heights and breathtaking views when you can just enjoy a leisurely stroll in the park, am I right? 🌳😄 #GroundedExplorer"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

  Commentary:
  "Remember folks, the key to successful mountain climbing is knowing when to…uhm…wait, what was it again? 🤔 Looks like we missed the crucial part of the advice, but hey, who needs complete sentences when you've got a sense of adventure and a good pair of hiking boots? 🏔️😄 #LostInTranslation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Savage Garden – the masters of blending romance with questionable mountain etiquette! 🏔️💔 Who knew love could involve such adventurous aquatic activities? 😂 Let's hope 'standing on a mountain' with someone doesn't lead to a one-way ticket to the sea! 🌊 #SavageGardenShenanigans"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the secrets of mountain climbing could be so simple? 🏔️ Just remember, folks, the real adventure lies in cozying up with a good book instead! 📚😂 #SafetyFirst"

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