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Funny night quotes

Jun 14
Share →: I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.
Oct 15
Share →: Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.
Oct 3
Share →: My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.
Sep 29
Share →: The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.
Sep 28
Share →: If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.
Sep 28
Share →: I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.
Sep 28
Share →: I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.
Sep 28
Share →: This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.
Sep 25
Share →: A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.
Sep 23
Share →: I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.