Funny Night Quotes That Will Make You Love the Dark Even More! 🌙😂

I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

5 months ago2 months ago

Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

Oct 15, 20232 months ago

My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

Oct 3, 2023Oct 3, 2023

The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

Sep 29, 2023Sep 29, 2023

If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

Sep 28, 2023Sep 28, 2023

I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

Sep 28, 2023Sep 28, 2023

I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

Sep 28, 2023Sep 28, 2023

This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

Sep 28, 2023Sep 28, 2023

A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

Sep 25, 20232 months ago

I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

Sep 23, 2023Sep 28, 2023

Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

Sep 23, 20232 months ago

I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

Sep 22, 20232 months ago

Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

Sep 22, 2023Nov 3, 2023

You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants!

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 9, 2023

So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023

Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

Sep 22, 2023May 6, 2024

It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023