158 Funny night quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

  Commentary:
  "Sleep is so last season 😴—let the midnight madness commence! 🤪✈️"

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  4 days ago

  Share →: The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.

  Commentary:
  "Why sleep when you can keep procrastinating tomorrow until it gives up and leaves? 😴⏳😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

  Commentary:
  "Guess your comforter never stood a chance! #CuddleKing/Queen 🛏️🐻💥"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

  Commentary:
  "Saturday Night Fever's new remix: a dance between the couch, the tissue box, and a steamy bowl of soup! 🛋️🤧🍜✨"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

  Commentary:
  "That's when you know even the ice cream has a curfew! 🍦⏰😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'verbal time bomb' strategy! 😂💣 Good thing my pillow is a certified therapist! 🛌🧠"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

  Commentary:
  "Living that night owl life, dreaming of sleeping in earlier! 🌜🛌😴"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: “You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the prestigious Insomniac Overthinker's Club has gained another member! 🎉😴🤔 #OverthinkingChampion"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

  Commentary:
  "Current status: Professional night owl, world-class morning zombie. 🦉☕😴"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

  Commentary:
  "Sometimes I just want a dinner fairy to appear and say 'Tacos it is!' 🌮✨ #AdultingStruggles #SendHelp"

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