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246 Funny night quotes
“How am I supposed to avoid Al when I’ve procrastinated on a paper?” With a night full of caffeine and nicotine like your forefathers, you babies.
Evenings after work finish too quickly, one meal, one show, and itโs already tomorrow morning.
Showering at night is so sexy and clean and self-care vibes. Showering in the morning is so productivity core, cog in the machine core.
Take me back to the night we met so I can never give you a chance.
My worst fear is looking out my window at night, and someone looking right at me.
They say 30 is the new 20, and 40 the new 30. All I know is 9 p.m. is the new midnight.
The best plans on a Friday night are no plans.
Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.
