265 Funny night quotes

• I hate texting someone something freaky at night, and they reply in the morning like it’s still the vibe. Shut up. The sun’s out. I’m pure again.

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  4 days ago

  again, communication, freaky, hate, humor, i, mood, mood shift, morning, night, pure, purity, reply, shift, shut, someone, something, still, sun, texting, vibe

• Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.

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  7 days ago

  Friday, Friday night, gym, humor, i, me, mean, night, psychopath, wild, wild night, workout

• I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.

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  1 week ago

  agree, Christmas, commentary, employee, employees, feel, ghost, ghosts, holiday, holiday season, humor, i, important, meaning, middle, night, pay, pay raise, people, person, raise, remind, rich, rich person, season, social, social commentary, true

• Jacket I left on a chair that sometimes looks like a person at night stuns in new evening nightmare.

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  1 week ago

  chair, evening, i, illusion, jacket, left, looks, new, night, nightmare, person, scare, sometimes

• The whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it.

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  1 week ago

  5, am, bed, bedtime, before, book, humor, i, insomnia, late, late night, me, night, night owl, owl, procrastination, read, reading, sleep, sleepy, thing, whole, worth

• Turns out I am the autistic one at “movie night,” who thought you’re supposed to actually watch the movie.

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  2 weeks ago

  actually, am, autism, gathering, humor, i, misunderstanding, movie, movie night, night, social, social gathering, thought, watch, watching, watching movie

• There’s nothing I hate more than being comfy in bed and suddenly needing to pee.

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  2 weeks ago

  bathroom, bed, being, comfort, comfy, frustration, hate, i, inconvenience, night, nothing, pee, sleep

• Tonight we shall read a passage from the old testicle.

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  2 weeks ago

  activity, bible, Bible parody, humor, joke, night, night activity, old, parody, pun, read, reading, testicle, tonight, wordplay

• It scares me when you stay up late, like 3 a.m., and you hear a car go down the road, like, where are you going?

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  3 weeks ago

  3, 3 a.m., a.m., am, car, fear, going, hear, late, late night, me, night, night sound, road, sound, stay, staying, staying up late, where

• The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

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  3 weeks ago

  bedtime, end, free, free time, late, management, most, night, procrastination, reason, sleep, start, stay, stay up late, time, time management, tomorrow, us, want

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