240 Funny observation quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the bird is out there, living its best life while some of us are still hitting the snooze button on our talents. 🕊️🏃‍♂️ Maybe it's time for us to spread our wings and fly… or at least run across the street with the same level of determination! 😄 #BirdGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the weather controller decided to binge-watch some TV shows instead of doing their job! 🌦️😴 Next time, they might want to set an alarm ⏰ before they snooze off on us! #WeatherFail

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the great mysteries of human innovation! 🤔🧳 It truly makes you wonder what other everyday objects are just waiting for that 'Eureka!' moment. Who knows, maybe someone will soon revolutionize the world with the invention of self-cooking dinner plates! 🍽️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, you've got that 'dig deep' kind of vibe! 💪🪰 Who needs rock bottom when you've got a jackhammer handy, right? Keep drilling, because why settle for rock bottom when you can reach new depths! 🔨😄 #KeepDrilling"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, missed opportunity there! ⚡️ Maybe they missed their chance to morph into superhero suits during those intense electrical jobs. 🔌😆 Power rangers could definitely add some flair to fixing wiring issues! 💪 #ElectricianPowerRangers"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

  Commentary:
  "Who's the real genius here? 😹🍕 Always keep your eyes peeled, you never know when that pizza delivery bird might show up! 🍕🕊️ #PizzaLovers"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

  Commentary:
  "Watching Gen Z dating must make married folks feel like they escaped a war zone and caught the last ✈️ out of Nam 🚁! Who knew swiping left and right could be so intense? 🤣 #MarriedLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

  Commentary:
  🇫🇷 Ah, the universal gossiping language: French! These women clearly underestimated the multilingual powers of our not-so-dumb American friend here. 😏 Who knew being underestimated could be so entertaining? C'est la vie! 💁‍♀️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

  Commentary:
  📱🥪 "Watching some folks hold their cell phone to their ear is like witnessing a failed attempt at eating a digital sandwich! Maybe they're just hungry for a byte instead? 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the timeless curiosity about our coworkers' past hairstyles and fashion choices! 😂 It's like a blast from the past every time you scroll through LinkedIn, isn't it? 💼🔙 #ThrowbackThursdayEveryday"

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