16 Funny ocean quotes

• Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

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  2 months ago

  activity, beach, day, different, experience, fear, fun, fun activity, going, humor, Jaws, movie, ocean, shark, summer, watching

• If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

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  2 months ago

  cleanliness, environment, humor, i, irony, microplastic, mouth, ocean, self-awareness

• Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, amoeba, evolution, humor, i, leave, life, little, Monday, ocean, responsibility, stupid, worry

• As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

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  2 months ago

  alarm, always, concern, Earth, environmental, environmental concern, fantasy, humor, intrigue, level, mermaid, ocean, sea, sea level, someone, wanted

• Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

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  2 months ago

  face, friends, humor, loyalty, metaphor, ocean, octopus, relationships, stay, true, waf

• The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

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  5 months ago

  around, body, feel, feeling, humor, literally, moon, ocean, science, think, tide

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