13 Funny ocean quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the audacity of that restless amoeba changing the course of evolution! Now we have to deal with Mondays, the struggle is real 🙄🌊 #BlameTheAmoeba"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

  Commentary:
  "🌊🧜‍♀️ When life gives you rising sea levels, make a splash and embrace your inner mermaid! Who needs feet when you can have fins, am I right? Dive in and ride that wave of intrigue! 🌊🧜‍♀️"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

  Commentary:
  "Friends ebb and flow like ocean waves 🌊, but the real ones stick around like an octopus with separation anxiety 🐙! Just when you think they're gone, they cling to you for dear life! 😂 #FriendshipGoals"

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