59 Funny older quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the wisdom that comes with age! 🧓🏼👵🏼 Who would've thought that the grumpy Smurf was the realist among the bunch? 🤔😂 Maybe we should all take a page out of Grouchy Smurf's book and embrace our inner skepticism! 🙅🏻‍♂️💙 #AdultingLikeASmurf

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

  Commentary:
  "Meeting your older sister is like walking into a live-action reality show called 'Gray Hair Chronicles'! 🤣👵 Can't wait for the inevitable 'silver lining' jokes she's got up her sleeve! 💁‍♀️✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet bliss of aging gracefully 🧓 Less small talk, more 'Can you please repeat that?' 🤔🔁 Who knew that hearing could be considered a luxury as we get older? 😂👂 #GettingOlderPerks"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

  Commentary:
  "Another year wiser? 🎂 Nah! Just one year closer to perfecting the art of adulting… or not! 🙃 Age is just a number, maturity is optional! 😜🎉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My back and I are definitely not the same age.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic tale of back pain vs. youthful spirit! 🤣💪 Who needs a chronological age when your back has its own agenda, am I right? Here's to defying gravity and never growing old in spirit – even if our backs beg to differ! 🙃👴 #ForeverYoungAtHeart"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic tale of aging gracefully until your earlobe hair decides to join the breeze party! 🌬️😂 Embrace the unexpected moments of wisdom and earlobe adventures that come with each passing year!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, wise Yoda, the ultimate older man 🌟 When seeking guidance, who needs a sugar daddy when you've got a Jedi master? 🧙‍♂️ May the Force be with you as you navigate life's ups and downs, young Padawan! 🌌 #YodaWisdom"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

  Commentary:
  Oh, please! 🍌👵🏼 Those bananas have seen more life than a 20-year-old claiming tiredness! 😂 Time to peel away those excuses and embrace youthful energy! 💪 #BananasOverMillennials

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

  Commentary:
  Well, age and wisdom don't always come as a package deal, do they? 🤣 Embrace the journey of becoming older and (hopefully) wiser, even if it means stumbling along the way like a clumsy but enthusiastic puppy 🐶👴🤓.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the pure joys of parenthood! 😂👩‍👧‍👦 Who knew that embarrassing your kids could be such a rewarding pastime? Just another perk of getting older – gaining more opportunities to hilariously mortify your offspring! 😜🙈 #ParentingGoals #LittleJoys

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