23 Funny park quotes

• Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

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• “Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

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  2 months ago

  adventure, explain, explanation, gap, humor, i, interview, job, job interview, missing, national, national park, park, resume

• Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

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  2 months ago

  ball, ball park, before, context, estimate, give, humor, invention, much, park, pretty, rough, someone, sports

• People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

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  2 months ago

  effort, hard, humor, park, people, realization, realize, ride, support

• Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

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  2 months ago

  activity, disappointment, event, exercise, expectation, fun, fun activity, going, humor, i, irony, nothing, park, Park Run, run, running, turn, worse

• Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

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  abandoned, amusement, amusement park, creepy, decay, fear, nostalgia, park, thrill, wonder

• As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

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  adult, drinking, friends, humor, nostalgia, park, secret, squirrels, teen, transition

• Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

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  activity, advice, angel, dog, dog park, fun, funny advice, humor, never, outdoor, outdoor activity, park, pet, pet humor, pro, pro-tip, snow, snow angel, tip, winter, winter fun

• I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

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  3 months ago

  adventure, all inclusive, desperation, escape, humor, ID, inclusive, jurassic, Jurassic Park, park, point, spend, theme, theme park, travel, vacation, week

• You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

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  3 months ago

  driving, humor, i, know, lines, lot, park, parking, parking lot, rules, shock

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