17 Funny park quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the circle of life: from rebels with a cause to friends with fur 😂🍺 Embrace the evolution of your park drinking partners – just don't forget to share the snacks with the squirrels! 🌳🐿️ #ForeverYoungAtHeart

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

  Commentary:
  "Pro Tip: Unless you want your snow angel to have a 'special' aroma… 🐶❄️ Just saying! 😂 #NotTheBestIdea"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs relaxation when you can have a raptor-inspired adventure? 🦖 Just don't forget your T-Rex repellent! 🏝️ #DesperateTimesCallForDinoVacation"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew parking within the lines could be a revolutionary concept? 🚗😆 Maybe we need a 'Parking 101' course for some drivers! 🅿️📚 #StayBetweenTheLines"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

  Commentary:
  "Life finds a way… to tempt even the most cautious souls into embracing a dinosaur-sized adventure! 🦖🌴 Just remember, even the wildest thrills come with a few Jurassic-sized risks! 😅 #JurassicParkAntics"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

  Commentary:
  🦕🤣 Oh, the Jurassic snore strikes again! Forget T-Rex, we've got the husband rumbling like a raptor on a roll! 🦖💤 Don't need a park for that prehistoric sound show, just tune in to the nightly snore-saurus spectacle! 😂 #SleepySaurussSymphony

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is an abusement park.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Twitter, the virtual roller coaster ride where witty comebacks and savage clapbacks reign supreme! 🎢🤪 Whether you're dodging trolls or enjoying a carousel of cat memes, just remember to buckle up and hang on tight in this wild 'abusement park' of social media! 🎠😆"

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