1112 Funny people quotes

• YOLO because stupid people don’t know what Carpe Diem means.

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  carpe, Carpe Diem, diem, humor, irony, know, Latin, Latin phrase, life, life motto, means, motto, people, phrase, sarcasm, slang, stupid, stupidity, yolo

• Stop trying to be liked by everybody. You don’t even like everybody.

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  advice, authenticity, even, humor, liked, liking, people, pressure, self-acceptance, social, social pressure, stop, trying

• I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called LinkedOut.

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  called, humor, invention, job, network, people, pun, social, social network, unemployed, website

• There is no reason to be a people pleaser. People are never pleased.

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  behavior, humor, irony, never, people, people pleaser, pleaser, pleasing, reason, social, social behavior

• This site could use some more people who like to argue about literally anything.

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  anything, argue, argument, community, debate, discussion, humor, literally, online, online community, people, site

• People just don’t stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.

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  collaborate, collaboration, communication, humor, just, listen, listening, nostalgia, people, stop, used

• I can’t be bothered with people that can’t be bothered.

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  annoyance, attitude, humor, i, laziness, people

• People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores.

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  adulting, age, bribe, child, children, chore, chores, doing, here, humor, just, myself, own, people, raising, self-motivation, treat, treats, trying

• If alcohol was the one that was banned instead of weed, then a lot of people would have had memories of hungry, stoned fathers instead of angry, drunk ones.

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  alcohol, anger, angry, ban, drunk, father, hunger, hungry, lot, memory, ones, people, stoned, weed

• The worst part about being in your 40s is the 10 years of listening to people say, “Wait till you’re 50.”

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  40s, 50, 50s, age, being, humor, life, life stage, listening, people, say, stage, wait, waiting, worst

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