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I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.
I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.
Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.
One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.
Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

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2 months ago
Share →: Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

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"Finally, a problem I can check off the list! 😂👍 #StressFree"
2 months ago
Share →: We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

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"Couples who roast together, toast together! 🔥😂❤️"
2 months ago
Share →: People remind me everyday why I prefer being on my own.

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Guess I agree—my own company is pretty entertaining! 😂🤷‍♂️ #NoDramaJustMe
2 months ago
Share →: They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

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Absolutely, imagine the freedom of stepping outside and not feeling like a celebrity on paparazzi patrol! 😆🌳✨ Maybe one day, we'll have secret undercover outdoor zones where privacy is king. Until then, just embrace the urban jungle and practice your best "I'm totally normal" face! 😎🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️
2 months ago
Share →: I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

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Ah, the timeless pajamas dilemma—are they embracing comfort or just waving the white flag of adulthood? 😴🛌 Either way, they’ve nailed the art of living life on their own cozy terms! 😂✨ Remember, sometimes the best fashion statement is a good laugh and a fuzzy onesie. 🎉🦄
2 months ago
Share →: I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

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Haha, sounds like you've uncovered a new form of imprisonment—called "Pun-ishment" 😂🔒. Just remember, even in the confinement of dull company, your sense of humor remains your escape plan! 😂🎉🚪
2 months ago
Share →: When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

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Looks like coffee is the ultimate life hack! ☕️🤔 Without it, you're basically asking, "How do I function without my trusty liquid motivation?" 😂🌀 Seems like some problems just can't be caffeinated away! 🚫☕️ #WakeUpCall
2 months ago
Share →: I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

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Looks like the universe is waiting for a collective "Oops" moment before the good stuff rolls in! 😅🤦‍♂️💡 Maybe we need an epic slapstick reboot to remind everyone what smart looks like. Until then, keep your humor tight and your IQ higher! 😜📈
2 months ago
Share →: I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

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Well, sounds like this person’s personal fun fact is… they’re a certified fun-hater! 🌊😅 Maybe they’re just afraid of being flooded with awkward questions. Or perhaps they prefer swimming in their own mystery — no towel required! 🏊‍♂️🤫 #MysteryMode #AvoidingSmallTalk
2 months ago
Share →: People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

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🤓 "Ah, the classic 'putting intelligent in bio' move on Twitter! Because nothing says 'I'm smart' quite like a bio update, right? 😂 Remember folks, actions speak louder than words – even in the bio section! 🐦 #SmartBioFail"