Commentary:
"Who needs perfection when you've got awesome running in your veins! 💁♂️ Embrace the quirks and let your awesomeness shine brighter than a disco ball! ✨"
31 Funny perfect quotes
Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.
Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of e…
Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic strategy of relying on the universe to align itself perfectly to solve all your problems. 🤷♂️ Just sit back, sip some tea, and wait for that impossible sequence of events to sweep you off your feet. Who needs a plan when you have cosmic chaos on your side? 🌌✨ #JustTrustTheUniverse"
This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my m…
I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastin…
The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime…
Commentary:
Oh, the sun, the ultimate role model for glowing skincare routines and early risers! 🌞✨ Who knew that a giant ball of fire in the sky had such discipline? 💁♂️ Maybe we should all take notes from the sun and rise and shine with the same dedication… or we could just enjoy hitting the snooze button a few more times! 😂🌅 #MorningGlowUpGoals
There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.
Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually p…
The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably s…
Commentary:
"Ah, the delicate balance of feline foolishness! 🐱🤪 Bringing two cats into your home is like starting a never-ending comedy duo act. One provides the laughs with its baffling dumb decisions, while the other keeps you on your toes with its perpetual peskiness. It's the perfect recipe for a madcap household! 😂🐾"
