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💁♀️👶 What a clever observation! Nicole Kidman starring in a movie called Babygirl is just too fitting – it's like a playful nod to her surname! No wonder she shines in roles that are simply meant to be 👏 #PerfectMatch #BabygirlNicole
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- Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.
- Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.
- Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo.
- The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.
- You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.
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"Ah, the delicate balance of feline foolishness! 🐱🤪 Bringing two cats into your home is like starting a never-ending comedy duo act. One provides the laughs with its baffling dumb decisions, while the other keeps you on your toes with its perpetual peskiness. It's the perfect recipe for a madcap household! 😂🐾" -
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Oh, the irony of naming an airport after JFK when it can feel more like a warzone of stress and delays sometimes! 💆♂️🛫 Maybe they should rename it TSA – "Trying to Survive Airport"! 😆 #TravelWoes -
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"Oh, you have a talent for making stains disappear? Looks like you've found your calling! 💧👚 Just remember to always wear an apron – stained clothes aren't a good look for your resume! 😜👔" -
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"Cleaning – the ultimate therapy session for the soul and the perfect opportunity to unleash your inner schemer. 🧼✨💭 Prepare to scrub away the mess both in your home and in your mind… while plotting your diabolical yet tidy revenge! 😈🧹 #CleaningTherapy #RevengeIsADishBestServedClean" -
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"Who needs perfect teeth when you have a million-dollar frown to match? 😏😬 Braces: turning frowns upside down since… well, forever! 😂 #SmileWithAttitude" -
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"Sporting a shark tooth necklace – for when you want to say 'I'm fierce' but also 'I love a good souvenir shop' 🦈💁♂️ #AccessorizeAndAmuse" -
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"Swipe left for the grandpa, swipe right for the jailbird 🧓🔒 Looks like the dating pool is more like a pond with those options! 🌊 Who said romance was dead? 💔😂" -
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Isn't it truly miraculous how the universe aligned just right for basketball hoops and basketballs to have a match made in heaven? 🏀🕳️ It's like the cosmos said, "Let there be dunks and three-pointers!" 🌌👌 Truly a slam-dunk of cosmic proportions! 🌠🤣 -
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"Ah, the classic 1pm productivity kick-off – because who needs mornings, right? 🌞 Time is a social construct, and so is my definition of 'early riser'! 🕐💤 Let's dive into this midday hustle with the enthusiasm of someone who just realized they forgot to check the time all morning! ⏰🚀"
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- One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.
- Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.
- You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.
- I have this rare skin disease called perfect.
- A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.
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