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66 Funny play quotes

Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

3 months ago

You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

3 months ago

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

3 months ago

It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

3 months ago

What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

3 months ago

Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

3 months ago