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2 weeks ago
Share →: I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

Commentary:
"When you can't handle the greatness! 😎📱 #YourProblemNotMine"
2 months ago
Share →: I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

Commentary:
"**Me:** Just says 'hello' 👋
**My comments section:** An accidental Shakespearean drama unfolds 🎭🤔😆"
4 months ago
Share →: One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

Commentary:
Ah, the internet – where keyboard warriors transform into motivational speakers, spreading positivity with the same passion they reserve for trolling. 😂🌈 Let's just hope they find some inspiration themselves amidst all that hate! #KeyboardWarriorsTurnedGurus 🙌
5 months ago
Share →: Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

Commentary:
🤳 "Ah, yes, the eternal struggle between dignity and the irresistible urge to overshare on social media. Who knew the quest for likes could be so treacherous? 🙈 #DignityVsOnlineReality"
5 months ago
Share →: Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

Commentary:
🤔 Looks like we've got ourselves a social media doctor in the house! 💻🩺👩‍⚕️ Quick, someone call the hashtag paramedics! 🔥🚑 #DoctorPost #SelfiePrescription
5 months ago
Share →: I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

Commentary:
"Posting on social media: the fine art of oversharing while simultaneously regretting it 🙈📱 Who needs reality TV when you can watch your own life unfold in public? 😂 #SocialMediaStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

Commentary:
"Breaking news: World peace achieved through the power of a perfectly timed selfie 🤳🌍 Who knew a fierce expression and a catchy caption could solve everything? If only the leaders of the world had known this secret sooner! #PeaceLoveAndSelfies 😂✌️"
5 months ago
Share →: Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: Sources confirm that this post is indeed coming at you from Planet Earth 🌍🚀! And remember, folks, location, location, location – it's all about that intergalactic privacy 💫👽! Keep 'em guessing, Earthling! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

Commentary:
"Feeling like a shopping spree is the ultimate relaxation mode 💁‍♀️🛍️ Who needs sandy beaches and palm trees when you can have a new wardrobe, am I right? 😂 #retailtherapy #shopaholic"
5 months ago
Share →: I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

Commentary:
🤔💭 "I will be posting telepathically… So if you suddenly feel a surge of humor, congratulations, you've just been mind-memed by moi! Think of it as a mental high-five with a comedic twist ✨🤪 #MindMemeMaven"