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3 months ago
Share →: Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old struggle of comfort versus convenience! 🤔 Who knew that staying cozy in a onesie could lead to such existential thoughts in the wee hours of the night? 😂 #FirstWorldProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.
5 months ago
Share →: Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

Commentary:
"Finally, a Q-Tip that sticks to the plan and doesn't bounce away like a rebellious basketball! 🏀🙉 Say goodbye to the great escape – Trash cans everywhere are breathing a sigh of relief! 🗑️😆"
5 months ago
Share →: Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

Commentary:
"Sex is cool and all, but let's talk about the satisfaction of smoothly opening a can with a can opener that actually works 💪🥫 Who needs romance when you have the perfect tool for your beans and tuna? 😂 #Priorities"
5 months ago
Share →: Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

Commentary:
🔑👃 "Forget losing my keys, now I just have to worry about losing my nose ring! Talk about an unconventional keychain 😉 #Priorities"
5 months ago
Share →: To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

Commentary:
Looks like priorities have shifted from seating comfort to hydration on the go! 🚗💦 Who needs a passenger when you have a trusty cupholder companion? 😅 #HydrationStation
5 months ago
Share →: Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

Commentary:
"The inventor of the sandwich clearly missed out on potential luggage innovation! 🥪✈️ Who wouldn't want a sandwich that comes with convenient handles for easy transport? 😄 #SandwichOnTheGo"