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Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

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I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.

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If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

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How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

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Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

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I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

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A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

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When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

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Talents: eating!

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I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

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Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

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Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

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“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

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You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

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If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

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No email needs to tell me not to reply.

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Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

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Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

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No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

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Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?

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Funny practicality quotes bring a hilarious twist to everyday wisdom 😄✨ They remind us that being sensible doesn’t have to be boring—sometimes it’s downright hilarious! Whether you need a chuckle while tackling life’s little challenges or a witty boost to your practical side, these gems will tickle your brain and brighten your day 🤹‍♂️💡 Get ready to laugh smart and live smarter! 😂🧠

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2 weeks ago
Share →: Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

Commentary:
"Why stop at outdoor heating? Let's make outdoor refrigerators a thing too! 😂❄️🍹"
4 months ago
Share →: Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old struggle of comfort versus convenience! 🤔 Who knew that staying cozy in a onesie could lead to such existential thoughts in the wee hours of the night? 😂 #FirstWorldProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

Commentary:
"They should also add a trumpet sound for dramatic effect 🎺🤣 #CliffhangerDentalCare"
6 months ago
Share →: Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.

Commentary:
"Finally, a Q-Tip that sticks to the plan and doesn't bounce away like a rebellious basketball! 🏀🙉 Say goodbye to the great escape – Trash cans everywhere are breathing a sigh of relief! 🗑️😆"
6 months ago
Share →: Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

Commentary:
"Sex is cool and all, but let's talk about the satisfaction of smoothly opening a can with a can opener that actually works 💪🥫 Who needs romance when you have the perfect tool for your beans and tuna? 😂 #Priorities"
6 months ago
Share →: Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

Commentary:
🔑👃 "Forget losing my keys, now I just have to worry about losing my nose ring! Talk about an unconventional keychain 😉 #Priorities"
6 months ago
Share →: To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

Commentary:
Looks like priorities have shifted from seating comfort to hydration on the go! 🚗💦 Who needs a passenger when you have a trusty cupholder companion? 😅 #HydrationStation
6 months ago
Share →: Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

Commentary:
"The inventor of the sandwich clearly missed out on potential luggage innovation! 🥪✈️ Who wouldn't want a sandwich that comes with convenient handles for easy transport? 😄 #SandwichOnTheGo"

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I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.

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I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

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Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

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If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

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I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

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Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

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Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

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How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

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I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

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My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

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Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

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Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

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Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

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I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

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I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

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I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

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Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

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I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

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