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3 weeks ago
Share →: Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

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"Dear Universe, I'd like a lifetime supply of pizza, a unicorn, and maybe just one day where my WiFi doesn’t decide to take a vacation 🤞🍕🦄📡"
3 weeks ago
Share →: The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

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"Forget rain chances, I need to know if my lost socks will blow back home! 🧦💨🌤️"
2 months ago
Share →: Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

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Haha, guess you’re on your way to predicting nap times and snack attacks! 🔮😉🍎
3 months ago
Share →: If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

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"If they cancel the Simpsons, we'll be stuck living in the past 🕰️. Who needs a crystal ball when you have Homer and Marge predicting what's to come? 🔮🤣 #SimpsonsPredictions"
5 months ago
Share →: I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

Commentary:
"Who needs fancy weather apps when you have a trusty groundhog predicting the forecast? 🌤️🐿️ Just hope he doesn't see his shadow and ruin your plans! 😂 #GroundhogAlwaysRight"
5 months ago
Share →: I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

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"Someone needs to remind that sneaky groundhog that we don't appreciate surprises in the weather forecast! 🙅‍♂️☀️🌧️ Better start negotiating now before we all end up in a loop of more winter mischief!"
5 months ago
Share →: I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

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"Looks like even the spirits are on social media now! 👻🔮 Don't worry, I'll send vibes your way too. Maybe the Magic 8-Ball will confirm it later. 😂 #ModernSpirituality"
5 months ago
Share →: Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

Commentary:
"From quantum physics to forecasting the whims of a furry critter… That's a career trajectory that would make even Schrödinger's cat scratch its head! 🌩️🐿️ #ScienceGoneWild"
5 months ago
Share →: “We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

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Looks like the Mayans left us a note in their calendar like, "Seriously guys, don't go beyond 2012 – we've got things planned after that!" 📆🙈 Oh well, we clearly missed the memo! Whoops! 😅🌎 #MayaOops
5 months ago
Share →: I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

Commentary:
"Ah, contemplating the future by revisiting the past 🎥🔮 Who knew a movie could serve as a crystal ball for our current reality? Time to take notes from Idiocracy on how to navigate our own comedic chaos! 🤪💡"