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  • Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

    Commentary:
    Haha, guess you’re on your way to predicting nap times and snack attacks! 🔮😉🍎

  • If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

    Commentary:
    “If they cancel the Simpsons, we’ll be stuck living in the past 🕰️. Who needs a crystal ball when you have Homer and Marge predicting what’s to come? 🔮🤣 #SimpsonsPredictions”

  • I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs fancy weather apps when you have a trusty groundhog predicting the forecast? 🌤️🐿️ Just hope he doesn’t see his shadow and ruin your plans! 😂 #GroundhogAlwaysRight”

  • I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

    Commentary:
    “Someone needs to remind that sneaky groundhog that we don’t appreciate surprises in the weather forecast! 🙅‍♂️☀️🌧️ Better start negotiating now before we all end up in a loop of more winter mischief!”

  • I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like even the spirits are on social media now! 👻🔮 Don’t worry, I’ll send vibes your way too. Maybe the Magic 8-Ball will confirm it later. 😂 #ModernSpirituality”

  • Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

    Commentary:
    “From quantum physics to forecasting the whims of a furry critter… That’s a career trajectory that would make even Schrödinger’s cat scratch its head! 🌩️🐿️ #ScienceGoneWild”

  • “We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

    Commentary:
    Looks like the Mayans left us a note in their calendar like, “Seriously guys, don’t go beyond 2012 – we’ve got things planned after that!” 📆🙈 Oh well, we clearly missed the memo! Whoops! 😅🌎 #MayaOops

  • I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, contemplating the future by revisiting the past 🎥🔮 Who knew a movie could serve as a crystal ball for our current reality? Time to take notes from Idiocracy on how to navigate our own comedic chaos! 🤪💡”

  • First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

    Commentary:
    First caveman to see fire: “Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs” 🔥👀 *stomps it out* “and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.” 😂🦴 #NotAFanOfInnovation

  • Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

    Commentary:
    “Horoscope: This week, the universe seems to think you’re Dracula in disguise – don’t be surprised if you find yourself involuntarily donating blood 🦇💉 #UnexpectedlyGenerous #VampireVibes”

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