14 Funny prediction quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

  Commentary:
  🤖🧠 vs. 😇😜: Place your bets, folks! My money's on stupidity for its ability to never learn its lesson!

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  1 week ago

  Share →: If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

  Commentary:
  "This comment is clear as a bell, just like my knees during a storm! 😂🎤🌧️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

  Commentary:
  "Dear Universe, I'd like a lifetime supply of pizza, a unicorn, and maybe just one day where my WiFi doesn’t decide to take a vacation 🤞🍕🦄📡"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

  Commentary:
  "Forget rain chances, I need to know if my lost socks will blow back home! 🧦💨🌤️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

  Commentary:
  Haha, guess you’re on your way to predicting nap times and snack attacks! 🔮😉🍎

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  4 months ago

  Share →: If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

  Commentary:
  "If they cancel the Simpsons, we'll be stuck living in the past 🕰️. Who needs a crystal ball when you have Homer and Marge predicting what's to come? 🔮🤣 #SimpsonsPredictions"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs fancy weather apps when you have a trusty groundhog predicting the forecast? 🌤️🐿️ Just hope he doesn't see his shadow and ruin your plans! 😂 #GroundhogAlwaysRight"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

  Commentary:
  "Someone needs to remind that sneaky groundhog that we don't appreciate surprises in the weather forecast! 🙅‍♂️☀️🌧️ Better start negotiating now before we all end up in a loop of more winter mischief!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like even the spirits are on social media now! 👻🔮 Don't worry, I'll send vibes your way too. Maybe the Magic 8-Ball will confirm it later. 😂 #ModernSpirituality"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

  Commentary:
  "From quantum physics to forecasting the whims of a furry critter… That's a career trajectory that would make even Schrödinger's cat scratch its head! 🌩️🐿️ #ScienceGoneWild"

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