21 Funny prediction quotes

• Normalize saying, “Just as the oracle foretold,” when things go your way.

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  9 hours ago

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• Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.

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  1 day ago

  birth, born, child, day, humor, name, prediction

• You can tell a group isn’t gonna make it big just by their name.

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  1 day ago

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• Every day we get closer and closer to Idiocracy coming true.

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  7 days ago

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• Getting a wife is very powerful, because you get a personal psychic that will tell you things like, “Your keys are in the gray pants in the hamper,” and “He will ultimately betray you.”

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  3 weeks ago

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• Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

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  2 months ago

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• I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

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  2 months ago

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• I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

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  2 months ago

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• If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

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  2 months ago

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• Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

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  2 months ago

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