Funny quotes prediction

Funny prediction quotes

If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

I'd like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

"We told you to stop at 2012!" - The Mayans

“We told you to stop at 2012!” – The Mayans

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I'm going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025